you guys clicked on a title that said “dark joke” and flipped your lid over what you expected to read
Best posts made by zack
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RE: dark joke i found
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Just stuff
Please ask me before adding me to a group chat. I generally don’t like being added to them, so please at least ask before trying to add me. Don’t add me and then ask, that isn’t how this works.
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if I upvote your post
it’s not always that I just like your post, it could just be me letting you know I acknowledge your post, I read it, I saw it, I just don’t feel like a response is in order to your post
that or I do just agree with you cuz… that’s it -
BATSHIT - Lil Darkie
I’m just gonna use this as an opportunity to say
To all my haters, I just really need to
Oh! Looks like we don’t have enough time
Wow, how unfortunate (man, that sucks!)
MUD
Fuck and in the a—
Yuh, yuh, yuh
I-I hate my life
Shut the fuck up, [N-WORD], I like the pain
I’m dealing with some bad shit (yuh)
Going batshit, [N-WORD]
Look at that shit
And I know how to flow like a baby in a basket
And fuck yo skin
I’ll rip it off, I’ve fucking had it
From deep within
I’m oh-so proud to be a [F-WORD]
If you wanna fight
In the dead of night
I got what you want
I’m like Meta Knight
Huh, huh, huh, huh
Motherfucker, if you talking to me (yuh, huh)
I got that shit on my hip
And it come with a grip and I call it
A Glock with a beam (yah, yah, yah, yah, yah)
Baby, pop that ass one time (huh, brr)
Baby, drop that ass to the floor one time for a [N-WORD]
I remember when my ass did time
I remembеr taking shots of CÎROC, no talk
Just liquor (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, just liquor)
I hate my life (yuh, yuh, yuh)
Shut the fuck up, [N-WORD], I likе the pain
I’m dealing with some bad shit
Going batshit, [N-WORD]
Look at that shit
And I know how to flow like a baby in a basket (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh)
Jump, jump, jump, jump
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Yeah, yeah, jump, yeah, jump, yeah
Haha (oh, yeah)
Oh, man, you know, that feels really good right there on my— -
If you're having a panic attack and you don't have anybody to help you, or if you're trying to comfort someone else having a panic attack
If someone’s crying and having a whole ass mental breakdown and having a hard time breathing, please don’t ask them what happened or what’s wrong. They’re clearly upset for a reason.
Take an object.
Show it to them or yourself.
Ask them or yourself what it is.
Tell them (or yourself) to look up at the ceiling and say what they see, which should be the ceiling or a specific thing on the ceiling.Some people don’t get better from physical affection, comforting words and touch.
The best thing to do is calm them down by distracting them from what’s bothering them and get them to open up when they’re not freaking out so you can try to help them out regarding the situation the best you can. -
Y'know what I hate?
When you and another person have drama going on, you explain it to one of your buddies, and all of a sudden everybody is asking you about it?
Guys, if one of the two directly involved people didn’t tell you about it themselves, it’s none of your fuckin business dawg
no this isn’t targeted or directed at anybody I was just thinking about it cuz something else that happened reminded me of this
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RE: in case this hasn't been made clear enough,
if you guys don’t understand the fucking rules maybe come have a chat with me y’all or someone else because I don’t think I can take kindly to this level of stupid
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RE: Women Being Toxic In Relationships. (TW: Abuse, Manipulation, etc.)
even if we don’t know you, I can say with confidence all or most of us are glad that you’re doing better in recent months
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Something irrelevant I felt like typing
Think for yourself, you’re not a brainless zombie, you’re not as dumb as you tell yourself you are. You don’t need to agree with other people and copy-paste npc repeat someone else’s thoughts just because a lot of people are on their side or just because they’re your friend or someone you look up to. This ain’t no cult and you should be comfortable having your own thought process.
Latest posts made by zack
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starting my Sunday off real strong
had egg sausage biscuit for breakfast, had some ice cream and coffee (at the same time, yes, because my mouth can’t handle cold things, so I needed coffee heat to neutralize, was bussin ngl), drank 7up with grape sour straws (the candy) and then ate the straws, cut my hair (finally) and now i’m downloading Warframe!! it’s such a good looking game graphic-wise so I’m surprised it’s a free game, got lots of good lore n shit too
now my dad is outside screaming at birds in bird language