you talk like my younger gay cousin

ou shit my favorite thing in the entire universe is cinnamon apple cider

Toast I’ve truly never been struck nauseous by sweet food

like a prediabetic stoner

chocolate chip marshmallow cookie sandwich

yes, I did put marshmallows in between two cookies and microwave it so it was so soft it required a spoon for consumption

I just burnt my thumb while making tea fuck you hot liquid

the audacity on you to cool down quickly when hot or warm but spend hours cold

spend hours hot you motherfucker I dont want to reheat you 3 times an hour

not even mentioning the fact that the government wouldn’t let that shit slip out if they did 😭😭😭

and this only really TRULY pisses me off because when I mentioned the Kai thing to my boyfriend, didn’t even say I thought it was real, he clowned on me for believing in it when I never even implied I did

then he brings up this fuckin goober and argues with me because he thinks its real and leaves call with me after 5 HOURS OF CALLING not because he’s tired of talking but because I said that shit isn’t real and he wants extra attention

like do you truly believe the government gives a shit about them, or even enough to “clone them” 😭

why are you attention posting as one of the most famous people on the planet

“if I ever post something weird in the future, its not me!!! the government actually highly regards me and thinks of me very highly and importantly so they cloned me!!!” and makes the most obviously suspicious and easily fake-able video ever and posts it 3 days directly after saying it

your args aren’t cute or cool they’re overused, kai’s doing it as we speak FGTeeV, you don’t need to hop on the fake horror trend

lil_sillyz enticing others to commit self harm is a crime, please don’t let your friend get herself in legal trouble

im a merchant marine

I got school for it for 8 months and when I’m done with schooling I get on the boat for 4 months and go home for 4 months, I get paid throughout all of it, even when I’m not there working.
Obviously not all of it is just in the ocean, you use the ocean as travel to get to another country to y’know, be a merchant. Other countries have internet and service, so I’ll be good, but the main issue is being in the ocean. Got NO service out in that ho

that being said I will take pictures

Put your hand down, boy
Welcome to my zoo
Put your head inside
My big black wild while
I can still help you

See the snake-baboon
Funky, chic and smooth
Honey can you spy
The divine ape-swine
'Cause he can see you

I’m a man, I’m a twisted fool
My hands are twisted, too
Five fingers to black hooves
I’m a man, don’t spin me a lie
Got toes and I can smile
I’m crooked but upright

And all I ever want
Is just a little love
I said in purrs under the palms
And all I ever want
Is breaking me apart
I said to the thing that I once was

I’m a man, I’m a twisted fool
My hands are twisted too
Five fingers to black hooves
I’m a man, don’t spin me a lie
Got toes and I can smile
I’m crooked but upright

To the left now, boy
Underneath the moon
By the thick tan sand
And the tall thin grass
One more thing for you

See the distant flume
In the sleepy dunes
Makes my nerves clench close
And my bones go cold
When I see that room

And all I ever want
Is just a little love
I said in purrs under the palms
And all I ever want
Is breaking me apart

I’m a man, I’m a twisted fool
My hands are twisted too
Five fingers to black hooves
I’m a man, don’t spin me a lie
Got toes and I can smile
I’m crooked but upright

you weren’t gone for very long

this just looks mentally incapacitated from an outsider perspective what the hell is this lol

i dint

ima need you to calm down 😭😭😭 /j