you guys clicked on a title that said “dark joke” and flipped your lid over what you expected to read
Best posts made by zack
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RE: dark joke i found
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Just stuff
Please ask me before adding me to a group chat. I generally don’t like being added to them, so please at least ask before trying to add me. Don’t add me and then ask, that isn’t how this works.
That’s it. -
BATSHIT - Lil Darkie
I’m just gonna use this as an opportunity to say
To all my haters, I just really need to
Oh! Looks like we don’t have enough time
Wow, how unfortunate (man, that sucks!)
MUD
Fuck and in the a—
Yuh, yuh, yuh
I-I hate my life
Shut the fuck up, [N-WORD], I like the pain
I’m dealing with some bad shit (yuh)
Going batshit, [N-WORD]
Look at that shit
And I know how to flow like a baby in a basket
And fuck yo skin
I’ll rip it off, I’ve fucking had it
From deep within
I’m oh-so proud to be a [F-WORD]
If you wanna fight
In the dead of night
I got what you want
I’m like Meta Knight
Huh, huh, huh, huh
Motherfucker, if you talking to me (yuh, huh)
I got that shit on my hip
And it come with a grip and I call it
A Glock with a beam (yah, yah, yah, yah, yah)
Baby, pop that ass one time (huh, brr)
Baby, drop that ass to the floor one time for a [N-WORD]
I remember when my ass did time
I remembеr taking shots of CÎROC, no talk
Just liquor (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, just liquor)
I hate my life (yuh, yuh, yuh)
Shut the fuck up, [N-WORD], I likе the pain
I’m dealing with some bad shit
Going batshit, [N-WORD]
Look at that shit
And I know how to flow like a baby in a basket (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh)
Jump, jump, jump, jump
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Yeah, yeah, jump, yeah, jump, yeah
Haha (oh, yeah)
Oh, man, you know, that feels really good right there on my— -
If you're having a panic attack and you don't have anybody to help you, or if you're trying to comfort someone else having a panic attack
If someone’s crying and having a whole ass mental breakdown and having a hard time breathing, please don’t ask them what happened or what’s wrong. They’re clearly upset for a reason.
Take an object.
Show it to them or yourself.
Ask them or yourself what it is.
Tell them (or yourself) to look up at the ceiling and say what they see, which should be the ceiling or a specific thing on the ceiling.Some people don’t get better from physical affection, comforting words and touch.
The best thing to do is calm them down by distracting them from what’s bothering them and get them to open up when they’re not freaking out so you can try to help them out regarding the situation the best you can. -
Something irrelevant I felt like typing
Think for yourself, you’re not a brainless zombie, you’re not as dumb as you tell yourself you are. You don’t need to agree with other people and copy-paste npc repeat someone else’s thoughts just because a lot of people are on their side or just because they’re your friend or someone you look up to. This ain’t no cult and you should be comfortable having your own thought process.
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RE: Women Being Toxic In Relationships. (TW: Abuse, Manipulation, etc.)
even if we don’t know you, I can say with confidence all or most of us are glad that you’re doing better in recent months
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Y'know what I hate?
When you and another person have drama going on, you explain it to one of your buddies, and all of a sudden everybody is asking you about it?
Guys, if one of the two directly involved people didn’t tell you about it themselves, it’s none of your fuckin business dawg
no this isn’t targeted or directed at anybody I was just thinking about it cuz something else that happened reminded me of this
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you know what I'm tired of hearing
this ain’t texas
please
shut the fuck up
I’m gonna show you Texas, bitch
not in a good way -
idek know what category to put this in
the amount of times i’ve had people attack me first for little to no reason whatsoever, and had to deal with people backing them up and take their side is absurd
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Classmate of mine
Let’s call her Z for privacy reasons
Z comes into class all of a sudden sobbing, hugs friend, friend group leaves classroom with her to talk about it, I overhear it because they just walked out the door instead of going anywhere
Apparently some grown ass woman put her hands on Z and her sister, Z doesn’t take that shit and does something about it, so “grown ass woman” presses charges on Z, her sister, and Z’s mother who had nothing to do with it
A “grown ass woman” just ruined a 16 year old and her family’s life because said “grown ass woman” can’t keep her hands to herself
They are going to court, wish Z luck, even if Z may not be a friend of mine
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Creator of an NSFW c.ai emailed me
The AI I’m being awarded for is the #1 on gay sect… That’s actually fucking funny.
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dumb quotes from roblox
says valentine as she uses an emoji of a yellow cat shedding tears of laughter which is a form of crying, not mentioning she’s denying humanity
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I'm sorry if I'm on edge and rude today
A character from Murder Drones said this, as it’s quoted in Enzi’s signature…
(@Merry)
And to be honest? I agree with it because it’s how I am. I don’t mean to act the way I am, it’s just me. And if you think of me negatively for it and thing I’m a bad person, I’m sorry. But I’m just not going to bend to your will and be nicer because you asked me to. I try, I really do, but I’m so easy to irritate, I don’t mean a lot of the things I say sometimes because I’m just irritated, upset, angry. Like I always usually am.And I really can’t help it. I heard that one can gain personality traits from their parents even if they’ve been raised the opposite way.
My father is an angry alcoholic, always upset by something, always irritated, always yelling.
It doesn’t make it any better he’s who I’m raised by, or that I’m always suppressing myself even when people tell me to open up to them.The internet is a comfort for me, I suppose. Because I can vent here; because I can’t vent about these things to people without being an ugly stuttering mess that can’t even fucking talk right or form thoughts correctly because once I start talking my brain goes out the window and I just start yapping.
Again, I really don’t mean to be the way I am. I’m just some sensitive person who freaks out whenever I even slightly feel like I’ve been wronged, when I feel like I’m right, when someone even gives me a minor insult… I don’t like being accused of things, lied about, being called names, and it’s a normal response because nobody likes being spoken to like that, and if they do it’s probably in bed or they’re just fucking mental.
I freak out too easily and for that, I am sorry.
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this one piece of hair wont get the fuh outta my face :(
I put it behind my ear, I retie my hair, but no, the bitch came back
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To be honest (not really a vent I just don't know where to put it)
I find it incredibly strange how one of the first things someone has told me upon me returning was something along the lines of “you don’t act like sen” and that they don’t think I’m really Sen.
So, I just have questions. Do I really act that different? Or can you tell bright as day through my personality that I am Sen? Do I often appear to act differently? What can I do or say to prove that I’m Sen? Not even I know what to say to that. In a way it’s almost offensive to me. I just don’t get it.What do I say? That I’m the co-creator of the current “The Roleplay Room” we all know but probably don’t love? Yeah, I still don’t get why people don’t believe me on that one, I was literally there. I did it. Me and Chris. “No, that was papyrus!!!” Yeah… A completely different “roleplay room”. Keep missing the point, pal. Keep doing it.
But, the question I really want to ask you all:
Do you really think I’m Sen?