“Get a girlfriend son!” “Or boyfriend! He’s bi!” “Damn nobody want you fr 😭😭” “I’m saying like-” If you get this meme marry m-

Blake licks lips delicately

Raven Can I see your Phone?

@blackpearlscuddleslut

Deleting search history huh?

WELL WELL WELL>:)
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@whatswrongwith-me I know but I have to butter up my mom before then bc she’ll never do it if I just come up and ask her around then 😭

@blackpearlscuddleslut What’s- Tescos 😭 probably ain’t in 'Merica that’s why 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Legit fire it’s on netflix and I’m watching it bc it’ll be gone soon it’s not boring at all My mom says it is 😭

Raven OH MY FUCKING GOD NOT THE OBAMA PRISM

some people’s minds go straight to hostility. a few times i have asked people a [confrontational] question. i try to keep my tone calm though sometimes it may have a bit of snark, i’m still getting better at remaining calm. multiple people started getting rude and petty.
One wrong word and suddenly they’re a victim.
suddenly i’m a terrible friend who starts shit.
people will do ANYTHING to turn someone they don’t like into the bad guy. god forbid your friend gets tired of your bullshti and snaps after you say something rude. obviously, if you cut the rude part out you’ll seem like the good guy. lying works, and it keeps you out of trouble. doesn’t it?
Because i see a ton of immature children [irl and onl] who have nothing better to do than be narcissistic bitches.

The cream in the middle of the wafers consist of imperfect kitkats (ones that didn’t pass the test, so it could be contributed to the public. deformed or smth yk) so theoretically, every time we eat a kitkat there’s still some of the very first kitkat in it.

@blackpearlscuddleslut blue pearl sadly 💔💔

my dog: enters room, is in way, being annoying while i’m trying to get shit ready for dance

me: get outtt :(((

my dog: no

me: starts guiding the dog out

mom: visibly annoyed i need to take her outside.

me: ok

mom: stands up and leaves you’re gonna miss her when she dies.

also my mom to my dog: GET OUT OF THE FUCKING KITCHEN

Blake MAKE HIM SAY YESSSSSSSSSSS

MAKE HIM SAY YESSSSSAH

Raven As I can say Is I´m good at a rhyme, could you maybe give me a dime?

@whatswrongwith-me
Crazy 😭

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Raven You cooked.

Blake Nuh uh.

becomes cockroach and flies away