Yeah … so silly …

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Sphinx i say cutie and pookie or anything i feel at the time

Basically, I’ve yapped about LSM before, but this is a whole new level of love.

Basically, I have this friend, who we’ll call Elo.
She’s my age, and she plays bassoon and sings. We were both in choir and orchestra this year. (She auditioned and got put in the symphonic orchestra, so YIPPEE!!!)
We call and talk often, and the last week of LSM (AKA Festival Week), she was visiting me in my room, and asked me what my address was.
I gave it to her, asking for hers as well, so that we can like write letters and stuff.

It was my birthday on the 17th, and the next day, I got a small box from her. She had crocheted me a duck (there's a reasoning behind it, ask me about it in DMs if you're interested in me yapping about why I have 73 little plastic ducks and 7 little plastic rabbits) and a **mobius strip fidget.
She also sent 4 or 5 pictures that had me in in it as well as her or Eds, my roommate.
I almost started crying. I love her. Elo, if you’re somehow on here, ilysm. /p 🖤 🫶

**(this is because me and my friends draw during recitals (and even though we’re quiet), we get told to stop. It got really bad one time last year half of us went non-verbal.)

@cherry_blossom_iced_tea also for anyone who’s wondering, i’m actually 0.1. Fresh outta the womb 😔

from experience, i miss my ex even though he groomed me WAIT WHO

@Soggy_Bread Don’t expose my future. 💔

@Soggy_Bread OH SHIT

THANK YOU BEYONCE

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Ignore the rat 💔

Spoiler

It’s not needed In the picture 💔

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@tea-and-crumpets genius 🫵

@tea-and-crumpets Woman. 💔

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@Rēsh-1 😰 wha-

Title: AITA for assuming my roommate’s " Emotional Support Chicken" was just a regular chicken in a vest?

So I (25M) have been living with my roommate (23F) for about 6 months now. We get along great, but she’s always been a bit… eccentric. Last week, she comes home with a chicken in a tiny vest and tells me it’s her new “Emotional Support Chicken” named Cluck Norris.

At first, I’m thinking, “Okay, cool, I guess that’s a thing now.” But then I start noticing that Cluck is just, like, a regular chicken. It doesn’t do anything special, it just pecks at the floor and poops everywhere. I’m starting to think that my roommate just really likes chickens and is using the “Emotional Support” label as an excuse to have a pet in our no-pets apartment.

So, I do some digging and find out that you need a doctor’s note to get an Emotional Support Animal, and my roommate doesn’t have one. I confront her about it, and she gets super defensive, saying that Cluck is a “certified therapy chicken” and that I’m just jealous of their special bond. So I kicked her out.

AITA?

Disclaimer: This Is all just a funny joke, I cant let gang know I fw these reddit stories tho 💔

Edit: Based on a true Youtube Short

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Ignore the other rats 💔