@plutonium Giggling cz ts so fuckin silly dude 😭

30 mins in, goes to lunch, girl and her friend sits across from me, girl is actively crashing out about the school for unknown reason and says shit that makes me almost pee myself cuz I gotta pee really bad, comes back to class, doing a group assignment, waiting until the other 2 are done with their part so I can do mine and be done, they wait till the last few minutes of class to finish so I got to speed run my part

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@Koda …Just saw this TT_TT

@Koda 😔

꒰ა 𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ You and I both twin.

@plutonium LMFAO

@plutonium Still read it

Tenna!! | 🟡🐙 HAHAHE

Killer Peter *aka grandpa

“Fights??? A few times I suppose” (“About a good 1,500 times in my life”)
“I’ve been doing this for 65 years lil bro”
“…It’s time for lunch” (“ITS MIDNIGHT”)
(“Can we get your number? Are you on tiktok?”) “Tik… pardon??”
“Somethings afoot… I need to stop it before things get out of hand!” (get it)

Jaha Quotes (I love this man)

“I long for a family… and some noodles”
“Once again, I’ve captured a woman’s heart with a laxative”
“You senile pervert”
“You’re dead. I must avenge my robe”
“Peace is like a river to me; madness is a sea, it surges within me and overflows”
“Then I’ll stomp on his you-know-what and make him a eunuch”
“I’ll make you a eunuch”
“CASTRATION UPPERCUT”
“LOW KICK TO THE GONADS”
“THE DIVINE ART OF CASTRATION”
“I will do away with your manhood”
“A man who has returned to his past to destroy the officer of shining light’s you-know-what… that’s me”
“I’m Gongcheol, Gwangcheol’s older brother” (who’s Gwangcheol?) “My younger brother”
“I guess you’ll have to shit your pants”
“GET AWAY FROM ME” (being chased by a man who is shitting himself)
“Was that an explosion? Or the sound of him shitting his pants?”
“Not bad for a man whose pants are full of shit”
“Come here poopypants”
"YOU calm down, poopypants
“You didn’t see? He soiled his pants”
“The Mong Family’s little poopypants, their dirty diaper, their incontinent son…”
“You can fight me once you’ve changed your pants”
“He really is the Poison Demon, even his laxatives are a work of art”
“I’m pursuing a demon. (A man who shit himself, actually)”
“Why are you staring at me? Continue washing your clothes, poopypants.”
“Go home you pervert, let’s just say I lost”
“How do you know there isn’t a laxative in the cup?”
“Poopypants, you’re pretty popular around here, huh?”
“If you pick a fight with me again, I’ll make you a eunuch”
“Does love truly exist?” (Lord Virgin Jaha)
“Are you a bum or what”
“Who are you to judge? You look like a turtle”
“I am the leader of the down low me that’s”
“Perhaps I was fated to meet officer poopypants. Ah, the mysteries of poop.”
“Oh? So that’s poopypants real name”
“Ditto” (said during serious introduction)
“Sit down poopypants”
“A man who will establish an outpost just to torment you… that’s me”
“Is poop the only thing in that head of yours? Huh? Do the ladies like it when you talk about poop? How about when you shit your pants?”
“Go shit your pants about it”
“Whoa… he’s a madman” (as if he isn’t one himself)
“I’m a man so terrifying that the sword demons disciple shit his pants in a fight against me”
“You’re a clown. Would pooping your pants again teach you some humility?”
“If you have a disease, then it’s definitely the kind that makes you shit your pants. Quit staring. It could give you diarrhea.”
-SPECIAL COMMENT- “Bro is so good at talking shit he doesn’t even know what he’s talking about”
“YOU MOUTHBREATHERS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIGHT”
“Ah… now that I’m looking at the fire… I suddenly have to pee.” (HE JUST LIKE ME FR)
“Tonight, we will have a banquet of nothing but poop and pee.”
-SPECIAL COMMENT- “Talkin shit and catching strays, nobody does it better than Jaha and Poopypants”
“The biggest pervert in all the land is coming!”

quotes from real people

“If my eyes turn red… run” -a classmate
“is suck my dick?” -knox (yes I have contact with knox)
“Why is your asshole crunchy” -Raul Meza my bf
“I feel like i got a bbl” -Teh’Myrai Leary

I said hell nah and went back to class 💔

@Koda said in HMO 4:

Yeah so originally I used to simp for Aku… Ereereg Blake probs remember that time ||

sadly:huh:

@Koda dw twin i see what you see

@ugly-hoez-hate-me LMAO STOP I THOUGHT SO TOO

I cheat on my engish test by having good memory
(Roots words are easy ashit guy, the flash cards literally easy to look at and set down in one run through.) 4a905125-bd89-472f-9a53-f5d9dfadcad8.jpeg
Yeah I probably don’t understand the context, but if it’s relationships I agree with you zof

@Blanket-Child 1.

i dont see it ✌️ 😭

@hospitalizesmallchildren

grrr but i am black
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TF2.wav

@Koda lol