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RE: A gambler's OC wheel (Enjoy!!)posted in Writing
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Simp Detector ~ Yung Nuggetposted in Song Lyrics
Can you tell I like Yung nugget
https://open.spotify.com/track/0UGDjLPLBYbHWKtXQY1SwX?si=94d247b0fb644922
Well maâam, the lab results came back and
This is hard to say but
Your son tested highly on our simp scale
Oh goodness gracious
But doctor, what does it even mean to be a simp?
Well son, allow me to explain
If youâre only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
Youâre a simp
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, âThank you, broâ
Youâre a simp
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
No youâve never been a pimp
Youâre a simp
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
Got no game, youâs a lame
And thatâs why we ran a train on your bitch
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
Ayy, but donât worry kid
Thereâs no need to stress
'Cause I know a way to make these hoes obsessed
Youâre trying too hard, this shit ainât complex
All you gotta do is just follow these steps
Donât cry like a bitch when she leaves you on read
Just focus on getting some money instead
When you pull up on her and flexing some bread
In a matter of moments, her legs will be spread
Once you get some cash, then work on your drip
You canât pull no hoes in that basic ass fit
Just cop you some ice to put on your wrist
And take of those cargo shorts, they look like shit
While weâre on the topic, your hair needs some help
'Cause right now it looks like you cut it yourself
You better not pull up if you got a bowl cut
âCause they gonâ be laughing like, âWhat, are you twelve?â
Just one more step and then youâll be done
This battleâs over, your war is won
Youâll soon be proud of what youâve become
Just listen up for rule number one
If youâre tryna smash donât beg and plead
She wonât let you fuck if youâre on your knees
Stand up strong, donât be so weak
It ainât even hard, repeat after me
No, I wonât do your homework just 'cause you hate math
And Iâm not giving you a ride to your big date with Chad
Donât put pussy up on a pedestal, 'cause that shit is lame
And for any guy that does, Iâve got one thing left to say
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
No, youâve never been a pimp
Youâre a simp
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
Got no game, youâs a lame
And thatâs why we ran a train on your bitch
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
Oh my goodness, doctor
I never knew I could have so many bitches on my dick
Youâre my hero
Iâm just doing my job, son -
BIGTIME HOTSHOT CEO ~ Yung Nuggetposted in Song Lyrics
https://open.spotify.com/track/6XxAgBZzqZjv4yEUapfIA7?si=2259c7a424d14d02
Waking up alone in a hotel bathroom
Tryna get a grip, but the room still spins
Checking on my phone, I got 16 missed calls
Gotta get back home to the wife and kids
Iâm pushing 85 on a local freeway
Got the president on my speakerphone
Heâs getting pretty mad, but I donât wanna hear it
Just another day as a CEO
Iâm so special, Iâm so great
Iâm the best fucking person in the USA
Bring me the money, I want the cash
You better stuff it all in a big paper bag
Itâs not my fault that youâre still fucking broke
Iâm a bigtime hotshot CEO
Breaking news, CEOs around thĐľ world rejoice
As income inĐľquality reaches its highest level yet
Good job, guys
Everybody look at my brand-new spaceship
Made it myself 'cause Iâm really really smart
Now I donât worry 'bout trash in the ocean
If it gets bad, I can leave for Mars
I took a paycheck from a dad 'cause I wanted a raise
Heâll be just fine, itâs just minimum wage
Never did time, always beating my case
Iâm rich, itâs okay
Iâm so special, Iâm so great
Iâm the best fucking person in the USA
Bring me the money, I want the cash
You better stuff it all in a paper bag
Itâs not my fault that youâre still fucking broke
Iâm a bigtime hotshot CEO
More of those things
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RE: JJK has lost the fuckijg plotposted in Boredom
plutonium I havenât watched jjk in a bit wtf happened
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RE: school staff think they slick tryna scam meposted in School
plutonium thatâs bullshit then wtf
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You're Mine ~ DAGamesposted in Song Lyrics
https://open.spotify.com/track/4i6XHfrCiSfSO1jrrwviGj?si=7eef9e5769724f5c
Hi, Iâm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Bookâs your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So thatâs one book right
But youâre all wrong
You havenât even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song
It goes âDing dongâ
Like the door I open on you
Hereâs a tip, abandon ship
Or youâre gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh
Oh hi there! Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Please donât leave
I have no friends
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Letâs go camping
Let me touch ya
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Haha, I tied you up!
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Letâs get an orgy started
Get the Bullyâs fists and the skipping rope
Weâll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dickâs ascension
Sixteen bitâs of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
Youâre wrong, Iâll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, Iâm the master
Oh, ohhh, ohhh
Iâm gonna make you scared of me
Oh, ohhh, ohhh youâre my ecstasy
Bitch! Runninâ through the halls, slow down
Shoutinâ noises that sound like âFuck you
Baldiâ
Bitch! Runninâ through the halls, slow down
Shoutinâ noises that sound like âFuck you
Baldiâ
Bitch! Runninâ through the halls, slow down
Shoutinâ noises that sound like âFuck you
Baldiâ
Bitch! Runninâ through the halls, slow down
Donât eat ass in the halls
Donât eat ass in the halls
Donât eat ass in the halls donât eat ass
Hahaha, just kidding!
Bitch! Runninâ through the halls, slow down
Shoutinâ noises that sound like âFuck you
Baldiâ
Bitch! Runninâ through the halls, slow down
Shoutinâ noises that sound like âFuck you
Baldiâ
Bitch! Runninâ through the halls, slow down
Shoutinâ noises that sound like âFuck you
Baldiâ
Bitch! Runninâ through the halls, slow down
Shoutinâ noises that sound like âFuck you
Baldiâ
Rats, you got away! Sigh Guess Iâll die
