nah, i’m a walmart bag.
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15.posted in Blog
Hi :']I turned 15 a week ago but I forgot to come online and announce it because I had school that day and a whole bunch of other shit, like my ADD testing on the Monday that just passed, my moms birthday 4 days after mine, and then my fathers birthday 4 days after her. .Um, I got A-Honor roll, they gave ice cream out during lunch to us, and I got cotton candy yesterday for progress on my DMA 2- DMA 3.My mom let me get knee-high converse, I bought myself a Starbucks [My order: Caramel Frap, {P.S. That was my first time having one. I also tried the McDonald's version, which I think is better than Starbucks, but there isn't much of a difference; you can just taste the ice a bit. End of P.S.} Birthday cake pop, and Spinach, Feta and Egg White wrap], FINALLY a Phone Case, and a new pair of headphones. -
RE: Decided to check up on my favorite flavor of silliesposted in User Announcements
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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RE: I might have found a girlfriend..is she a keeper?posted in Boredom
Sphinx AWWWW THATS SO CUTE!!
Congratsssss
also, chat add me on snap
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RE: Guys describe me in one wordposted in Boredom
Siloxa dawg found every font of the same word and put it into one
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RE: Useless pics of me since I haven't really been on muchposted in Images/Videos
Siloxa I’ve never heard of those…
