Roleplay?

[A Former User]

@Nova-1 can i live with you, please? i spent all my money on this bus

[A Former User]

@Nova-1 sniffs

[YourLocalDumbass]

I take it back. This is way too hard

[YourLocalDumbass]

I- uh, I dunno, I mean, letting a total stranger in my house is uh-

[A Former User]

Toast™ please, i dont have money for food i dont know how to survive

[YourLocalDumbass]

Fuck, what do I say? Fuck it, Looks like it’s time for the truth

[YourLocalDumbass]

Listen, that prisoner that escaped today?

[A Former User]

Toast™ yea?

[YourLocalDumbass]

I’m the prisoner. So that would explain why i don’t want you in my house, Cause I don’t have a house

[A Former User]

Toast™ shocked

[A Former User]

@Nova-1 STOP THE BUS!

[A Former User]

@Nova-1 <follow me>
runs away from bus

[YourLocalDumbass]

The bus stops and I’m thrown out of my seat

[YourLocalDumbass]

Oh, come on. Fuck, guess I have no choice
Runs after the guard

[A Former User]

Toast™ trips

[A Former User]

@Nova-1 <fun fact: you have a gun>

[A Former User]

@Nova-1 bleeding

[A Former User]

@Nova-1 countinues running

[YourLocalDumbass]

Ok, that was weird
Hey- h-how come you ran instead of arresting me? You could’ve made an citizens arrest

[A Former User]

Toast™ i dont have handcuffs