Birthday Bitch - Jazmin Bean

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

[Hinting at smth here.]

I came out the womb blond hair, big eyes
In a pink skirt, yellin’, and it’s no surprise
Skin pale, skin frail, skin spiky
My mama screamed, “Oh, looks just like me!”

Darn it’s only annual I get gifts and rewards
Running loose, I never had no one to put me in my orders
So worship the ground that I walk on
It’s my birthday so I get to be a cunt! (Ah!)

Candle to candle
I throw my guts on the mantle
The whole damn cake is on fire 'cause I’m just too hard to handle
You wanna come to my party?
Well bitch you’re not invited!
Eat a pile of shit, open wide, bite it!

I don’t see you on the guest list. .
That’ll be 20K or a death wish <3
This cake is yummy, do you want a slice?
Well that’s your left limb or your whole damn life!

It’s party time!

It’s my birthday!
It’s my birthday!
It’s my birthday!
It’s my birthday!
It’s my birthday!

AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!

Go blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin’ balloons
Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin’ balloons
Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin’ balloons
Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin’ balloons
Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin’ balloons
Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles and cut the cake
Me being born was a BIG FUCKIN’ MISTAKE!

I don’t see you on the guest list. .
That’ll be 20K or a death wish <3
This cake is yummy, do you want a slice?
Well that’s your left limb or your whole damn life!

[A Former User]

ok

[A Former User]

Happy Birthday?

[A Former User]

@CaptainPresto lmfao

[A Former User]

why she look like the girl version of ronald mcdonald

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@CaptainPresto Not today but- On Friday-

Ty anyway though lol

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@izzy-lolll HOW DARE YOU-

[A Former User]

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_} ha