She wants to marry a plane

[Cursed Cucumber]

I saw a video of a woman who married a doll, and a man who married a cardboard cutout of Hatsune Miku

[Shazz_]

Cursed Cucumber Hatsune Miku seems to be a really big player in lots of these relational fantasies. I think I’ve heard of the cardboard one too.

[A Former User]

Cursed Cucumber I watched a video of some guy had relationships with hundreds of balloons in his house, and someone who was kissing their car o .o

[Cursed Cucumber]

Shazz_ Yeah she’s just really popular and known for being cute.

[Cursed Cucumber]

@Duchess That’s terrifying lol

[A Former User]

Cursed Cucumber Imagine the balloons popping

[Cursed Cucumber]

@Duchess 😨😨

[A Former User]

Cursed Cucumber He’s got hundreds anyways, so maybe it’s not a loss to lose one of his girlfriends.

[A Former User]

Shazz_ said in She wants to marry a plane:

one guy who’s relationship was with balloons,

lol laws

[A Former User]

@1zzylmao Are you saying his girlfriend is a balloon, or Laws is a clown?

[Shazz_]

@1zzylmao Was Laws like that? Oof

[A Former User]

@Duchess None. Just ask ttp what i mean

[A Former User]

Shazz_ Kinda. ask ttp

[A Former User]

@1zzylmao I will.
Shazz_ Well o .o Laws said something suspicious before. I remember you showed me something he said on discord.

[A Former User]

Or ask sen. sen knows. sen knows what laws try to do with those balloons.

[Cursed Cucumber]

@1zzylmao I unfortunately know too, I was told by ttp

[A Former User]

what the fuck

[yourlocalkitkat]

never thought a plane would have rizz like this

[A Former User]

@Duchess what the butt

[A Former User]

Shazz_ said in She wants to marry a plane:

one guy who’s relationship was with balloons

flashbacks to laws