random copypastas from reddit i have in my docs
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You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you’d have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world’s finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. -
@laraiia shorten it pls ;-;
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Holy shit
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ɪɴꜰɪɴᴀ-ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx I’m reading this whole thing out loud
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star trek episode and movie plays upside down but every time they warp is replaced with patrick’s “ill have a uhhhhh” at 0.00000000000000000000000001% speed but every time he finished saying a quarter of a letter its replaced with the cars trilogy but every time mcqueen says “speed” “fast” or “race” is replaced with an ai reading every yo mama joke ever made in human history but every time it says “she” or “her” its replaced with every speech obma trump and biden did in their president terms but every time they get mad the entire universe history is rewritten by mike wazouski but every time he says “uhhh” is replaced with ‘the entire ice age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire toy story trilogy but every second with the color green in the frame its replaced with every video ever uploaded on youtube but every ten seconds every episode of the simpspons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with the bee movie but every time a bee is shown its replaced with every episode of spongebob played backwards but every time spongebob enters the frame the entire shrek tetralogy plays but every time they say the word ogre every season of lazytown is played out of order but every time robbie rotten says the words villian or disguise every roblox video on the internet plays in chronological order but every time someone in the video schreeches every movie featuring paul blart or adam sandler plays in order of how i rate them but every time a stupid punchline is said the entire screen fades to a transluminescent indigo color for thirty minutes before big smoke takes two and a half hours to order but every time he says the word “i’ll” the entirety of human history is recited by danny devito but every time he emphasizes a certain word entirety of “it’s always sunny in phildelphia” plays backwards but every microsecond the entirety of abraham lincoln’s life is played in reverse in the fourth dimension but every time a time rift appears within the fourth dimension robbie rotten appears and says his classic “don’t let your kids watch it” at 0.00000000000063% speed but every time he finishes saying a letter the every film produced from 1980-1983 plays, but every time a new character is shown it plays every minecraft video ever made, but every time a block is modified it plays every episode of impractical jokers, but every time sal laughs it plays the entire despicable me trilogy, but for every individual minion shown it plays the entire harry potter octalogy, but every time someone says “harry”, it plays every leafyishere video ever made, but every time he swears it plays every episode of 24 based on the time it is right now, but every time a weapon is shown every movie with a rotten tomatoes score of 30% or lower plays, but every time something annoying happens it plays every song ever made since 2006 based on the key that the song is in, but every song that has a music video for it plays a real-time viewing of the entire universe from the big bang to now, but after every planck time it plays mrbeast reading every word in the dictionary in order of word length, but every time he finishes a word it plays every episode of icarly, but every time sam aggressively eats something it plays every 6ix9ine song, but every time he says the n word it plays a random jake paul video, but every time someone in the world dies as the video was being recorded, it plays every single song with pitbull in it, but every time he says “mr worldwide”, it plays every episode of the pokemon series, but every time a pokemon speaks it replays a random decade of this video, but every time it changes it plays “bad romance” by lady gaga for no reason, and every time the song finishes, the speed of the entire video increases by a centillionth of a percent but every third time it speeds up its replaced with the entire star wars enneaology plays but every pixel in every frame plays the entire night at the museum tetrology but every blink is replaced with the entire friday the 13 dodecology but every time someone takes a step its replaced with every minecraft dream manhunt but every time someone takes damage is replaced with “the entire ice age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire toy story trilogy but every second with the color green in the frame its replaced with every video ever uploaded on youtube but every ten seconds every episode of the simspons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with the bee movie but every time a bee is shown its replaced with every episode of spongebob played backwards” but every 3.14159265 seconds every star trek episode and movie plays upside down but every time they warp is replaced with patrick’s “ill have a uhhhhh” at 0.00000000000000000000000001% speed but every time he finished saying a quarter of a letter its replaced with the cars trilogy but every time mcqueen says “speed” “fast” or “race” is replaced with an ai reading every yo mama joke ever made in human 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two more, one of them isnt even from reddit i just copied the whole thing from discord
pm all Hello! The Official TNC Force, acknowledged as an Official SCP:RP Faction by SCP:RP staff, is currently organizing a tryout. Don’t be deceived by the morphs, as cats are said to have nine lives! If you wish to participate, kindly express your interest by typing “!neko” in radiochat. [2/3]
can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless it’s spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
