dumbest fucking thing youve said

[Flip Ditcher]

“I just unstuffed the crust!” - Me last evening with my parents when we were eating pizza.

[JDP_Random]

Did you know 1 plus 1 is eleventeen
#Infinite IQ

[A Former User]

JDP_Random eleventeen

[JDP_Random]

@X-Cyx-X yea im very good at math

[Ky.Is.High.]

when i told him ¨i like you¨

[A Former User]

I haven’t came out to my mom yet when I said this. Here is the dialogue.

Movie plays
…
Lesbian Sex

Me: "Heh. Nice. "

Mom: “What do you mean?”

Me forgetting my mom was even In the room with me: “Shit-”

My mom concerningly Looks my direction and I need to explain how I’m not gay (But I am actually Bi but I don’t tell her)

Days later aka two days ago My mom asked me If I’m bi I deny then she goes on to explain that she exepts me as her daughter (Me in my head cackling Cause I’m trans and have been for a year now)

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Non-binary cough fear street cough

[A Former User]

@X-Cyx-X I was Scard as fluff DRENCHED Practically taking a back in my own SWEAT And I was stuttering. It was obvious I was Bi Lol

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Non-binary 💀💀 damn bro had to go into full detail too

[Tadpole]

OH LOOK, SPERM

[alyx.iz.in.starzz]

“i dont think a particle of dust wants to touch your d!ck. Your boxers must be traumatized”

[KayaRoseWho]

its a name but i don’t know if i should say it because they are on mpp

[scarlet lol]

@X-Cyx-X Juneteenth O-O

[scarlet lol]

@Clay dam

i should use that one day

[A Former User]

scarlet lol damn*

[scarlet lol]

@Intruder ik how to spell damn

dam is just funnier (to me at least-)

[alyx.iz.in.starzz]

scarlet lol that was in response to fnck you in class- the guy was very pissed abt it

[scarlet lol]

@Clay ima use that on someone i loathe very much

[A Former User]

scarlet lol yes

[scarlet lol]

@Intruder mhm yes

dam