dumbest fucking thing youve said
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Did you know 1 plus 1 is eleventeen
#Infinite IQ -
JDP_Random eleventeen
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@X-Cyx-X yea im very good at math
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when i told him ¨i like you¨
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I haven’t came out to my mom yet when I said this. Here is the dialogue.
Movie plays
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Lesbian SexMe: "Heh. Nice.
"Mom: “What do you mean?”
Me forgetting my mom was even In the room with me: “Shit-”
My mom concerningly Looks my direction and I need to explain how I’m not gay (But I am actually Bi but I don’t tell her)
Days later aka two days ago My mom asked me If I’m bi I deny then she goes on to explain that she exepts me as her daughter (Me in my head cackling Cause I’m trans and have been for a year now)
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@Your-Local-Non-binary cough fear street cough
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@X-Cyx-X I was Scard as fluff DRENCHED Practically taking a back in my own SWEAT And I was stuttering. It was obvious I was Bi Lol
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@Your-Local-Non-binary 💀💀 damn bro had to go into full detail too
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OH LOOK, SPERM
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“i dont think a particle of dust wants to touch your d!ck. Your boxers must be traumatized”
Everything you say about me comes back like a boomerang
I just need a girl inside my phone to be my Yin and Yang
And they been doin' crazy shit, her boyfriend bought a wedding ring
And I might have to pull up on his block and let my pistol bang
We could dance all night if you wanted to
And, no, I'm not gonna lie, girl, I wanted you
And they keep asking how I'm doing, 'cause I want them to
Yeah, my life's been hell, but I walk on through-redeyes - aldn, glaive
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its a name but i don’t know if i should say it because they are on mpp
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@X-Cyx-X Juneteenth O-O
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@Clay dam
i should use that one day
famous quotes (if yk yk)
"penis" - Lapis
“your rude” “no im not im just trying to be mean” - Nitsua and scarlet 2022
"who the frick frack patty wack nick nack tic tack my uncle broke his back while running on a track playing with his ball sack is that" -me 2023
"dude im gunna fuck the fucker" - Nitsua 2022
"i dont want sola to shit on me" -me 2023
"I ran out of ham" -me 2022
"dude there are horny teenage girls in my room " -me 2022
"WHERE IS MY ALCOHOL" -me 2022 (no underage drinking happened during the duration of this quote)
"SOLA TAKE UR PENIS OUT OF THE PIANO" - Kaylee 2022 -
scarlet lol damn*
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@Intruder ik how to spell damn
dam is just funnier (to me at least-)
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scarlet lol that was in response to fnck you in class- the guy was very pissed abt it
Everything you say about me comes back like a boomerang
I just need a girl inside my phone to be my Yin and Yang
And they been doin' crazy shit, her boyfriend bought a wedding ring
And I might have to pull up on his block and let my pistol bang
We could dance all night if you wanted to
And, no, I'm not gonna lie, girl, I wanted you
And they keep asking how I'm doing, 'cause I want them to
Yeah, my life's been hell, but I walk on through-redeyes - aldn, glaive
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@Clay ima use that on someone i loathe very much
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scarlet lol yes
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@Intruder mhm yes
dam
famous quotes (if yk yk)
"penis" - Lapis
“your rude” “no im not im just trying to be mean” - Nitsua and scarlet 2022
"who the frick frack patty wack nick nack tic tack my uncle broke his back while running on a track playing with his ball sack is that" -me 2023
"dude im gunna fuck the fucker" - Nitsua 2022
"i dont want sola to shit on me" -me 2023
"I ran out of ham" -me 2022
"dude there are horny teenage girls in my room " -me 2022
"WHERE IS MY ALCOHOL" -me 2022 (no underage drinking happened during the duration of this quote)
"SOLA TAKE UR PENIS OUT OF THE PIANO" - Kaylee 2022 -
scarlet lol dam
