Story time with Presto #2

[A Former User]

@CaptainPresto LMAOOOO

[kitkatgirlie]

@CaptainPresto same ngl

[Cursed Cucumber]

It sounds like you’re going through an eggpocalypse

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

It's like toilet paper all over again
Except with eggs

[finn.in.outer.space.]

can someone eggsplain why the fuck they took all the eggs

[Cursed Cucumber]

Those people were stocking up just in case your Walmart eggsplodes

[A Former User]

Simply uneggceptable

[finn.in.outer.space.]

looks like you’ll have to take an eggspidition to another store to see if they have eggs

[A Former User]

@finneass i bought the funky organic eggs, i didnt feel like going further out of my way, they better be good, they were 10 dollars.

[finn.in.outer.space.]

@finneass it’ll be some good eggercise though

[finn.in.outer.space.]

@CaptainPresto goddamn

[Cursed Cucumber]

@CaptainPresto I think people eggxaggerate the need for organic eggs, I think normal ones would be perfectly eggsquisite

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Cursed Cucumber eggsactly!

[Cursed Cucumber]

Some people have an eggistential crisis if they don’t have organic eggs though

[finn.in.outer.space.]

People can be such eggheads sometimes.

[Sonic.Exe]

Damn bruv

[Ayari]

@CaptainPresto damn… they tore them eggs up.
the difference between regular and organic eggs is that one has chemicals in it and one doesnt.

[A Former User]

@CaptainPresto LMAOOOO