my dad's virtual interview

[A Former User]

@Duchess I pray for you, your dad, and your ears

[A Former User]

@Soggy_Bread I dont mean to be a negative Nancy, but he probably wont get the job, or will quit a few months later lol

[A Former User]

@Duchess What’s the job if you don’t mind me asking?

[A Former User]

@Soggy_Bread Something to do with either construction, building maintenance, or something along those lines. He quit his job the other week so he’s been in one of them moods lol

[A Former User]

@Duchess I see lol

[A Former User]

@Soggy_Bread Im listening to “Ocean Eyes” from that one kid with the green hair.

[A Former User]

@Duchess Billie Eilish-?

[A Former User]

@Soggy_Bread Yeah, yeah that one.

[A Former User]

@Duchess “The kid with green hair” lmao. I will forever remember that

[A Former User]

@Soggy_Bread I dont know why someone would purposely choose slime green as a hair color.

[A Former User]

@Duchess Some people just wanna be in the kid’s choice awards

I know she changed it though, I think it’s red or black now

[A Former User]

@Soggy_Bread They should go for clown-shoe-red next time.

[A Former User]

@Duchess

[A Former User]

@Soggy_Bread Oh yeah, with some mustard yellow too, yeah, good idea.

[A Former User]

@Duchess I’m smart

[h4lfie]

@Duchess not me previously having green dyed hair

[finn.in.outer.space.]

duchess being unironically funny