I'm bored, so if you reply I will use an Incorrect Quote Generator and send you a silly goofy skit with our names lmao

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

in a group chat
Desdemona: First one to reply is gat.
Desdemona: *gay
Desdemona: Wait…

Here’s one I did with kitkatgirlie :
While planning to break in somewhere
Desdemona: Hey, let’s do “Get Help!”
Kat: What?
Desdemona: “Get Help.”
Kat: No.
Desdemona: C’mon, you love it!
Kat: I hate it.
Desdemona: It’s great! It works every time!
Kat: It’s humiliating.
Desdemona: Do you have a better plan?
Kat: No.
Desdemona: We’re doing it!
Kat: We are not doing “Get Help!”
A Minute Later
Desdemona, carrying Kat: Get help! Please! They’re dying! Help Them! throws Kat at guards, knocking them out
Desdemona: Ahh, classic!
Kat: gets up I still hate it. It’s humiliating.
Desdemona, laughing: Not for me, it’s not.

(Classic Loki and Thor skit.)

[A Former User]

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Bandit
Desdemona: Bandit, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Bandit: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Desdemona: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
Bandit: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

(This was like the first good one-lemme know if you want a different one lmaooo)

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Bandit Hold up I got a better one- (respectfully lmao):
Kidnapper: We have your child
Desdemona: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Desdemona: Oh god, you have Bandit

[A Former User]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 Eh I honestly can see it

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Bandit Omfg lmaooo

[A Former User]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 ✋🏽

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@ゼフィラ-ヤラ
Zephyra: I’m going to get so much done today.
Desdemona: I’ll hold you to that.
8 hours later
Desdemona: So how much did you get done?
Zephyra: One thing.
Desdemona: Well, that’s one more than usual.

[kitkatgirlie]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 boo bitch

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

kitkatgirlie BITCH I SENT YOU LIKE 20-

[kitkatgirlie]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 i want m o r e

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

kitkatgirlie Fine.
Desdemona: If I say yes am I joining a cult?
KitKatGirlie: Possibly.
Desdemona: I’m in.

[kitkatgirlie]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 why does that explain our friendship-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

kitkatgirlie Real-

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 I like cookies, I like watching spongebob, I am childish.

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble
Wubbrle is fighting a monster
Desdemona: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
Wubbrle: The power to believe in myself!?
Desdemona: No, a knife! Stab it!

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 lmfao that isnt me at all, im the opposite of that, originally my character would be scared or wont try to fight the monster

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble Shhhhhhhh XD

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0

or… thats what I would do instead

[A Former User]

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0 YEP I can see that LMAOOOOO