How many (insert choir voice part here) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Your Local Freak]

1. How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
   a. ONE! She holds it up, and the world revolves around her.
2. How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
   a. THREE! One to actually do the work, and the others to sit and complain they can’t reach that high.
3. How many tenors does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
   a. SIX! One to actually reach it, and the others to complain that they weren’t asked.
4. How many bases does it take to screw in a light bulb?
   a. ZERO! They’d rather just walk around and bang their shins in the dark basement. (Bass-ment…)

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper coughs in bass

[Your Local Freak]

@Flip-Ditcher HAH.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper let it be known that i and one other person single handedly carry our section. i will be suing you for defamation. /j

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper bass hole

[Your Local Freak]

@Flip-Ditcher At least you chose to cough tho- clearing your throat is rlly bad for you- Sobs in soprano who’s voice teacher is literally her mom

[Your Local Freak]

@Flip-Ditcher alright. Have fun.