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    How many (insert choir voice part here) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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    • Your Local Shadow SimpY
      π–€πΈπ“‚π’Ύπ“π“Ž 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒢𝒸𝓀𖀐 Dumpster Fire Children
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      1. How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
        a. ONE! She holds it up, and the world revolves around her.
      2. How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
        a. THREE! One to actually do the work, and the others to sit and complain they can’t reach that high.
      3. How many tenors does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
        a. SIX! One to actually reach it, and the others to complain that they weren’t asked.
      4. How many bases does it take to screw in a light bulb?
        a. ZERO! They’d rather just walk around and bang their shins in the dark basement. (Bass-ment…)

      "π”œπ”¬π”² π”žπ”―π”’ π”’π”΅π”­π”’π”«π”‘π”žπ”Ÿπ”©π”’. π”œπ”¬π”² π”žπ”―π”’ 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔒𝔡𝔭𝔒𝔠𝔱𝔒𝔑 𝔱𝔬 𝔯𝔒𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫."

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        Flip Ditcher UNBAN SONIC.EXE GROUP LGBT+ Banned @Your Local Shadow Simp
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        @Your-Local-Reaper coughs in bass

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        • Your Local Shadow SimpY
          π–€πΈπ“‚π’Ύπ“π“Ž 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒢𝒸𝓀𖀐 Dumpster Fire Children @Flip Ditcher
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          Flip Ditcher HAH.

          "π”œπ”¬π”² π”žπ”―π”’ π”’π”΅π”­π”’π”«π”‘π”žπ”Ÿπ”©π”’. π”œπ”¬π”² π”žπ”―π”’ 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔒𝔡𝔭𝔒𝔠𝔱𝔒𝔑 𝔱𝔬 𝔯𝔒𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫."

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          • Flip DitcherF
            Flip Ditcher UNBAN SONIC.EXE GROUP LGBT+ Banned @Your Local Shadow Simp
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            @Your-Local-Reaper let it be known that i and one other person single handedly carry our section. i will be suing you for defamation. /j

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              @Your-Local-Reaper bass holeπŸ˜”

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              • Your Local Shadow SimpY
                π–€πΈπ“‚π’Ύπ“π“Ž 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒢𝒸𝓀𖀐 Dumpster Fire Children @Flip Ditcher
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                Flip Ditcher At least you chose to cough tho- clearing your throat is rlly bad for you- 😭 Sobs in soprano who’s voice teacher is literally her mom

                "π”œπ”¬π”² π”žπ”―π”’ π”’π”΅π”­π”’π”«π”‘π”žπ”Ÿπ”©π”’. π”œπ”¬π”² π”žπ”―π”’ 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔒𝔡𝔭𝔒𝔠𝔱𝔒𝔑 𝔱𝔬 𝔯𝔒𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫."

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                • Your Local Shadow SimpY
                  π–€πΈπ“‚π’Ύπ“π“Ž 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒢𝒸𝓀𖀐 Dumpster Fire Children @Flip Ditcher
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                  Flip Ditcher alright. Have fun.

                  "π”œπ”¬π”² π”žπ”―π”’ π”’π”΅π”­π”’π”«π”‘π”žπ”Ÿπ”©π”’. π”œπ”¬π”² π”žπ”―π”’ 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔒𝔡𝔭𝔒𝔠𝔱𝔒𝔑 𝔱𝔬 𝔯𝔒𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫."

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