i shit you not i saw a mentally challenged dude with a squirrel in his pocket

[A Former User]

i was boutta go into a 7/11 right? so i was in the car i looked to the right i saw a man about my brothers age (25) with a squirrel in his hands swinging it around like it was a toy plane but i looked away so it didnt look like i was staring when i got into the store a little bit later i was at the cash regester he was in front of me i made little signals to show the casheer as soon as she saw it she looked down like “WHAT THE FUCK-” (the squirrels tail was sticking out in his pocket) LORD I WISH I HAD A PHONE SO I COULD HAVE TOOK A PHOTO TO SHOW YALL (edit) THE SQUIRREL WAS ALIVE AND KICKING IT WAS MOVING CHAT I JUST WANTED POKEMON CARDS

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter man had priorities

[A Former User]

Toast™ said in i shit you not i saw a mentally challenged dude with a squirrel in his pocket:

man had priorities

man was SLOW- HOW TF DID HE GET IT

[YourLocalDumbass]

@Poptart_Yeeter priorities, bro

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Poptart_Yeeter I swear to god- was it dead?

[A Former User]

Toast™ like- how did the fucker not nip him ye-

[yourlocalsanjifan]

@Poptart_Yeeter syndrome may be down but the speed stat is up

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble NOPE IT WAS ALIVE THE TAIL WAS MOVING

[A Former User]

@yourlocalkitkatgorl said in i shit you not i saw a mentally challenged dude with a squirrel in his pocket:

speed stat is up

stop what

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter said in i shit you not i saw a mentally challenged dude with a squirrel in his pocket:

7/11

YALL HAVE 7/11? WE DON’T- WHAT THE FUCK??
I WANNA MAKE HEATHERS REFERENCES WHEN I WALK INTO ONE- ESKJGJRK WHAT

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Poptart_Yeeter PHEW BUT STILL- next time i see him ima be like:

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp i dont have that either

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble i mean- bro just wanted a pet

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp said in i shit you not i saw a mentally challenged dude with a squirrel in his pocket:

YALL HAVE 7/11? WE DON’T- WHAT THE FUCK??

RIP i just wanted pokemon cards man not to see a squirrel

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble fair.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp its just a fucking dollar general but it has slushies and pastries

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Poptart_Yeeter Maybe but couldnt he just have gotten a or a instead of a squirrle?

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble nope bro wanted a squrrel (i swear when i saw it in his pocket my life flashed before my eyes before it started moving in his pocket)

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Poptart_Yeeter even germans most crazy person isnt that crazy- also do ppl say “free pales-” in your country ? yk what i meant

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble said in i shit you not i saw a mentally challenged dude with a squirrel in his pocket:

free pales

nooooooooooooo they say “bro look at this reta-”