"I love to order at Burger King, To the point where I'd say" Ass message 💀 (Kinda #2)

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

“I’d like to order a Whopper, but can I get it with no mayo and no pickles, and can you add an extra slice of cheese and a few slices of bacon? And can I get a large order of fries, but can I get them extra crispy and can you sprinkle some garlic powder on top? And can I get a BK Broiler chicken sandwich, but can I get it without the bun and with extra lettuce and tomato? And can I get a side salad with grilled chicken, but can I get the chicken on the side and can you hold the croutons and add some extra ranch dressing? And can I get a Impossible Whopper, but can I get it with no mayo and no pickles, and can you add an extra slice of cheese and a few slices of bacon? And can I get a large milkshake, but can I get it with chocolate ice cream and can you add some extra chocolate syrup? And can I get a BK Club sandwich, but can I get it without the mayo and with extra lettuce and tomato? And can I get a side of onion rings, but can I get them extra crispy and can you sprinkle some paprika on top? And can I get a large smoothie, but can I get it with yogurt and mixed berries and can you add some extra protein powder? And can I get a large coffee, but can I get it black and with no cream or sugar? And can I get a large hot chocolate, but can I get it with whipped cream and extra chocolate syrup? And can I get a side of hash browns, but can I get them extra crispy and with a side of ketchup? And can I get a large orange juice, but can I get it with no pulp and a slice of orange on the side? And can I get a Croissan’wich, but can I get it with scrambled eggs and no cheese and can you hold the sausage? And can I get a large breakfast sandwich, but can I get it with a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit and can you add some extra hash browns? And can I get a large dessert, but can I get it with a chocolate sundae and can you add some extra whipped cream and a cherry on top? And can I get a large drink, but can I get it with a large Dr Pepper and can you add some extra ice? And can I get a large combo, but can I get it with a Whopper and fries and a drink, and can you upgrade the drink to a large size? And can I get a large kid’s meal, but can I get it with a cheeseburger and fries and a drink, and can you upgrade the drink to a large size?”

[tea.and.crumpets]

While the McDonald’s cashier charges you hundreds of dollars for a ridiculous order,
Burger king goes bankrupt trying to process the order. Or, the cashier simply quits their job on the spot.

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

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