hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers

[zen]

ngl im go make me some cookies they were freaking fucking good

[A Former User]

@Alano Cookies sound so good frl

[zen]

@Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely SOFT AND WARM COOKIES WITH FREAKING FUCKING MILK ONNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[A Former User]

@Alano EXACTLYYYYYYYYY, AND I LOVE WHEN THEY SOMETIMES MELT IN YOUR MOUTH ASWELLLL

[zen]

@Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely OMGGGG FOR REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY SISTER BE ASKING ME FOR SOME I BE LIKE GET UR FREAKING FUCKING OWN

[A Former User]

@Alano EXACCTLY, LIKE

[zen]

@Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely LIKE FUCK OFF

[A Former User]

@Alano EXACTLY. LIKE, EITHER FUCK OFF, MAKE YOUR OWN, OR JS-

[zen]

@Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely LIKE FOR REALL I CANT STAND PPL JUST STARING AND LOOKING LIKE DO U FREAKING FUCKIN WANT SOME

[A Former User]

@Alano EXACTLY, AND STARING WON’T GET YOU ANY. AND SOMEONE EVEN GOT ALL UP IN MY FACE WHEN I HAD COOKIES INSTEAD OF JS ASKING.LIKE BACK YO ASS UP BEFORE I PUNCH THE FUCK OUTTA YOU

[zen]

@Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely LMAOOOO FOR REAL YESTERDAY I WAS EATING COOKIES AT THE PARK AND ALL THESE KIDS CAME I DIDN’T KNOW INTO I SAW THEM AND LOOKED U THEY KEPT LOOKING AT MY COOKIES AND SMELLING THEM IM LIKE BACK YO SILLY ASS UPP BEFORE I BEAT YO MF ASS AND THEY SAID MOMMY I SAID FUCK U AND YO MOMMYS LIKE DO U WANT SOME THEN GO BUY SOME FUCKERS

[A Former User]

@Alano EXACTLY LIKE, IF THESE PEOPLE DON’T BACK THEIR HAPPY ASSES UP. THERE FRL FINNA BE ISSUES IDGAF WHAT AGE YOU ARE, I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS. YOU ARE IN PERSONAL SPACES.

[zen]

@Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely lmao FRRRR

[A Former User]

@Alano IT’S SO ANNOYING FRL

[zen]

@Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely LIKE DEADASS

[nocturnal]

@Alano what

I want a boeing ah-64

[A Former User]

The originals would know that the one and only true santa is user CaptainPresto

[zen]

@Bandit .i-i already knew that

[A Former User]

@Alano oh

[zen]

@Bandit im joking i really dont know