hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ EXACTLYYYYYYYYY, AND I LOVE WHEN THEY SOMETIMES MELT IN YOUR MOUTH ASWELLLL

[Alano]

꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ OMGGGG FOR REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY SISTER BE ASKING ME FOR SOME I BE LIKE GET UR FREAKING FUCKING OWN

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ EXACCTLY, LIKE

[Alano]

꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ LIKE FUCK OFF

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ EXACTLY. LIKE, EITHER FUCK OFF, MAKE YOUR OWN, OR JS-

[Alano]

꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ LIKE FOR REALL I CANT STAND PPL JUST STARING AND LOOKING LIKE DO U FREAKING FUCKIN WANT SOME

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ EXACTLY, AND STARING WON’T GET YOU ANY. AND SOMEONE EVEN GOT ALL UP IN MY FACE WHEN I HAD COOKIES INSTEAD OF JS ASKING.LIKE BACK YO ASS UP BEFORE I PUNCH THE FUCK OUTTA YOU

[Alano]

꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ LMAOOOO FOR REAL YESTERDAY I WAS EATING COOKIES AT THE PARK AND ALL THESE KIDS CAME I DIDN’T KNOW INTO I SAW THEM AND LOOKED U THEY KEPT LOOKING AT MY COOKIES AND SMELLING THEM IM LIKE BACK YO SILLY ASS UPP BEFORE I BEAT YO MF ASS AND THEY SAID MOMMY I SAID FUCK U AND YO MOMMYS LIKE DO U WANT SOME THEN GO BUY SOME FUCKERS

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ EXACTLY LIKE, IF THESE PEOPLE DON’T BACK THEIR HAPPY ASSES UP. THERE FRL FINNA BE ISSUES IDGAF WHAT AGE YOU ARE, I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS. YOU ARE IN PERSONAL SPACES.

[Alano]

꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ lmao FRRRR

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ IT’S SO ANNOYING FRL

[Alano]

꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ LIKE DEADASS

[nocturnal]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ what

I want a boeing ah-64

[Bandit]

The originals would know that the one and only true santa is user CaptainPresto

[Alano]

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 .i-i already knew that

[Bandit]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ oh

[Alano]

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 im joking i really dont know

[ry_rylie]

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 only the og’s would know

[your_local_carlisle_simp]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ omg what

[tea.and.crumpets]

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 I hope he gives us presents