Nobody: Greek mythology in 4 words:

[Blake]

“Unfortunately Zeus was horny”

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake “Fortunately, Hades was hot-” /hj (In Hadestown, he is- omfg- )

[Blake]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 A- Simp-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake FUCK YEAH, I AM. LIKE- HELLOOOOO SAILOR-

[Blake]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 . …

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake >:D I’ll get that man pregna-

[Blake]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 WHAT

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake YOU HEARD ME-

[Blake]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 . GO TO FREAKY JAIL, BITC-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake NO >:C

[Blake]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 YES >:C Sends u to freaky jail

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake NOOOOOOOO-

[Blake]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 MUAHAHAHAH

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Blake AHHHHHHHSDHGKRWHLGAQEHQRLGHREHLG:HU:EIJ:BGD:KBHJTFEU:ERGHURWU:HFH:DS:G:RHWGTOJRW:GOBIHET:ORIWGIOWJR"OIAH%J#OWIHJ:ORHOJYOETHJYOEIRJO:HIDJ:HR:ONGR:FCN:DSKHJGRKDNG:DFKHGLRNE:HRD:FHJET:JH:TH:OERJG:IHWRGIURWHOUFGWUHRWKJHRJWHIRUHPG
DON’T LOCK ME IN HERE WITH THE SCARY 2018 PURPLE GUY SIMPS AND THE SANS SIMPS

[Blake]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 Don’t forget the Bendy simps

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake SLJGR:HKJGJLASJGLKRSHLLHHH
FEARFUL NOISES

[Blake]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 MUAHAHA

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- MICHAEL HELP ME- HEL- COUGHING FIT HELPPPPP

[Blake]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 Glances in direction and walks away

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake NOOOSDGOIHTEJ:KKASSXUFDHGRSHHGDSJKLWQGH- MICHAEL DOn"T LEAVE ME HERE-