Nobody: Greek mythology in 4 words:

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0reo_Mcflvrryz♥ “Fortunately, Hades was hot-” /hj (In Hadestown, he is- omfg- )

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𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 A- Simp-

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0reo_Mcflvrryz♥ FUCK YEAH, I AM. LIKE- HELLOOOOO SAILOR-

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𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 . …

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0reo_Mcflvrryz♥ >:D I’ll get that man pregna-

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𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 WHAT

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0reo_Mcflvrryz♥ YOU HEARD ME-

[Blake]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 . GO TO FREAKY JAIL, BITC-

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0reo_Mcflvrryz♥ NO >:C

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𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 YES >:C Sends u to freaky jail

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0reo_Mcflvrryz♥ NOOOOOOOO-

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𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 MUAHAHAHAH

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0reo_Mcflvrryz♥ AHHHHHHHSDHGKRWHLGAQEHQRLGHREHLG:HU:EIJ:BGD:KBHJTFEU:ERGHURWU:HFH:DS:G:RHWGTOJRW:GOBIHET:ORIWGIOWJR"OIAH%J#OWIHJ:ORHOJYOETHJYOEIRJO:HIDJ:HR:ONGR:FCN:DSKHJGRKDNG:DFKHGLRNE:HRD:FHJET:JH:TH:OERJG:IHWRGIURWHOUFGWUHRWKJHRJWHIRUHPG
DON’T LOCK ME IN HERE WITH THE SCARY 2018 PURPLE GUY SIMPS AND THE SANS SIMPS

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𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 Don’t forget the Bendy simps

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0reo_Mcflvrryz♥ SLJGR:HKJGJLASJGLKRSHLLHHH
FEARFUL NOISES

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𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 MUAHAHA

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0reo_Mcflvrryz♥ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- MICHAEL HELP ME- HEL- COUGHING FIT HELPPPPP

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𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 Glances in direction and walks away

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0reo_Mcflvrryz♥ NOOOSDGOIHTEJ:KKASSXUFDHGRSHHGDSJKLWQGH- MICHAEL DOn"T LEAVE ME HERE-

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𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 Leaves des there anyway