babies sometimes have the most grownup sounding names sometimes
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Like the fuck you mean ‘do I wanna hold Bartholomew’
NO i don’t wanna play with r i c h a r d . I don’t wanna fucking hold Johnson 
What makes you think i wanna change Thomas’s dirty diapers like i lwk forget that these kids’ll grow up to be adults bc what -
Blake and then there’s rifle…yes i am not kidding, two consenting parents named their child RIFLE, LIKE THE GUN RIFLE…
EVEN WORSE, SOMEONE NAMED THEIR KID YMBURR
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NAMED A KID SOMETHING MORE SEX RELATED THAN YOUR EXPERIENCE MAKING THEM.
this is why r/tragedeigh exists.
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somnium THATS GENUINELY CONCERNING
