babies sometimes have the most grownup sounding names sometimes

[Blake]

Like the fuck you mean ‘do I wanna hold Bartholomew’ NO i don’t wanna play with r i c h a r d . I don’t wanna fucking hold Johnson What makes you think i wanna change Thomas’s dirty diapers like i lwk forget that these kids’ll grow up to be adults bc what

[somnium]

Blake and then there’s rifle…yes i am not kidding, two consenting parents named their child RIFLE, LIKE THE GUN RIFLE…

EVEN WORSE, SOMEONE NAMED THEIR KID YMBURR

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NAMED A KID SOMETHING MORE SEX RELATED THAN YOUR EXPERIENCE MAKING THEM.

this is why r/tragedeigh exists.

[Blake]

somnium THATS GENUINELY CONCERNING

[-_Rai_-]

Blake my cousin’s name gives off an Ottoman era vibe 😔

[somnium]

Blake parenting licenses should exist.