spontaneous combustion

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I hate it here cuhhhhrbbebebrne
wdym my assignment is caramelizing onions and why would everyone rather stand up and cook onions than sit down and chill at a desk
interrupting my music for ts

[hospitalizesmallchildren]

plutonium we’re putting those fizzy indigestion tablets in water and writing down what happens

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CUH MY TEAMMATE CUT HER FINGER

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yall the heavy cream is frozen/expired idk and someone melted butter for no reason

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MY EYES BUUUURN ONION IS IN TGE AAIJRRRR AAAAAAHELLP