Silly lil me
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There have been multiple times where I have snuck on my phone as a lil kid and never got caught but on rare occasions where I have been caught and my phone was taken away I would army crawl into my mom’s room and steal it back
I was a fucking mastermind of stealth. (still am)
There was one times she said she knew my every move and I deadass had to reign myself before I exposed myself

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I do it all the time with food
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I’m still trying really hard not to expose myself to my dad and tell him that I skipped school for 2 weeks straight. he never knew
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plutonium i skipped basketball once (because im weak)
almost missed the bus too except i wanted to get on the bus or i’d be screwed
