" my brain hurts "
" it’s always that damn phone "
" I cut my finger "
" it’s because of that damn phone "
" I got cancer "
"it’s because of that damn phone "
" I…I love you, mom… "
" NOOOOOO!!! MY BABY!!! "
" All because of that damn phone! You should’ve gotten off of it! "

" MOM ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. "?
" Yes! You should’ve- Waitwaitwait… YOU’RE ALIVE?! "
" You’re alive because of the phone! "
" … YOU FUCKING DUMBASS CUN- "
" FOUL LANGUAGE… FROM THAT DAMN PHON- "

Toast Fr. but that one brand i listed tastes so good istfg 😭

YES, I love NCT 127

YES, I hate on every other BG because NCT is better

YES, I make Taeil jokes (Taeil in Jaeil!)

YES, I love Sticker

YES, NCT 127 is the only NCT unit

YES, I bully new NCTzens

YES, I fw Taeil

YES, I call myself an NCTzen after hating on every " NCT Unit "

Toast I’m not gonna lie- The first time I saw that meme I was deadass giggling like I was possessed 😭

Elizabeth afton: “This is a maggot.(William afton) He’s my friend!” Cassidy: “Oh- Why didn’t you say so? I love maggots!”
Elizabeth afton: “Really?” Cassidy “No.” Sprays raid

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble Nope

Blake :baguette:

SIRENHEAD IS JUST THE PIXAR LAMP WHO’S TIRED OF EVERYONES BULLSH-

I’m literally about to hit a clip

GET OFF. THE GAME
AND TAKE A SHOWER.

Broo, I’m literally about to hit this clip

I DO NOT CARE. IT’S BEEN 7 MONTHS. SINCE YOU LAST SHOWERED.

Hmmm…

GET OFF OF THE GAYME.
YOU STINK!!!

𖤐𝔍𝔞𝔫𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔢𖤐 ALSO I READ THE ODYSSEY TOO

@Shadow Ehhh same but I prefer not to be an ass Gets me out of a lot of trouble bc i’m not the most perfect mf:huh:

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble 疯狂的工作 💔💔

Blake Honestly, Rs 💔

Whattheytalkingboutainttalkingboutnothin’whattheytalkingboutainttalkinboutnothin 👹

Huh:huh:

Peekaboo👅

HEY HEY HEY ITS FAAAAAAT ALBER-

JUMP IN THE C A C C . Hey hey hey 😩 I GOT A GUN Cocks gun No girls. Girls gotta die. 👿 aggresive gunshots
wake up with no HEUUUUUUGHHHHHH

Juliolioliolioooo

I can I can’t

baby peans you and your pee ness and poop ness

JJUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH Jush jush 👹

GIIIIIrLLLLLL-

Kun is doing cute shit.

TEN : " 你快三十岁了. ( You’re Pushing Thirty .) "

HENDERY & YANGYANG : " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA "

HENDERY : " HAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA "

YANGYANG : " AHAHHAHAHA "

WINWIN : " heh. "

XIAOJUN : " 😐 "

KUN : " 你也快三十岁了 !! ( YOU’RE PUSHING THIRTY TOO !!) " Eyerolls at TEN.

Cutely jingles keys over sensitive mic and causes explosion to viewer’s eardrums.

𝜗𝜚 rylie Me asf

@Isaac_Clarke :huh:-

@siloxa922 pass, smash, pass