doing this again bc im bored
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@Sir_Wifey yeah still 20% for both
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i have a couple-
“can i borrow a kiss from you? i promise ill give it back”
“hey, does my tongue taste funny to you?”
“nice pants. can i talk you out of them?”
“your so hot, my zipper is falling for you” -
@That-One-Dead-Man omg ur better than mine 😭😭😭
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@chocolate-eater-king 😭👍🏼
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@That-One-Dead-Man 100%
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@chocolate-eater-king i have another one-
“nice lap you have there, do you mind if i take it over?” -
@That-One-Dead-Man 100% cant even type rn
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@chocolate-eater-king lmao
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@That-One-Dead-Man thisisntfuckingfairyoumyhusbandyoumakemeblusheasily
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@chocolate-eater-king im just good with smexy pickup lines OwO