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    Tell me the funniest joke you know.

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      A Former User
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      And don’t come in with that edgy shit like- “mYsElF…” or “mE…” I mean an actual FUNNY joke.

      (I already saw you get hyped up to come in with that clever edgy shit as soon as you saw the post.)

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        finneass <33 Sevendust Vibes🩶❤ Banned
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        Me doing exactly what you told me not to do uwu

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          A Former User @finn.in.outer.space.
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          @luv-4-finnxo a…

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            finneass <33 Sevendust Vibes🩶❤ Banned @A Former User
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            But the funniest joke that I’ve ever heard your mom was in my bed last night lmao

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              A Former User @finn.in.outer.space.
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              @Xavier-M
              “Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.”

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                A Former User
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                “Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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                  A Former User @finn.in.outer.space.
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                  @luv-4-finnxo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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                    A Former User @A Former User
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                    @Izzy-Lol NO STOP WHY’S THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY-

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                      A Former User @A Former User
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                      @Ryleigh_queen I don’t get it but it still made me laugh 😭😭

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                        A Former User @A Former User
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                        @Xavier-M the house is on fire

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                          A Former User @A Former User
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                          @Ryleigh_queen OHHHHHHHHHH 💀💀💀💀💀

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                            A Former User @A Former User
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                            @Xavier-M yeahhh

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                              A Former User
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                              “My boyfriend broke up with me, so i stole his wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back”

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                                A Former User @A Former User
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                                @SophiLmaoooo-3 💀😭 STOP THAT’S SO CRUEL

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                                  A Former User
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                                  I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my husband about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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                                    A Former User @A Former User
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                                    @SophiLmaoooo-3 where do you find these cause they’re good

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                                      A Former User @A Former User
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                                      @Xavier-M ik that wheelchair one off the top of my head but https://parade.com/1295709/marynliles/dark-humor-jokes/

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                                        A Former User
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                                        NAHH THESE ONES

                                        My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
                                        What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

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                                          A Former User @A Former User
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                                          “I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.”
                                          my friend told me this and i bout died

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                                            A Former User @A Former User
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                                            @SophiLmaoooo-3 oh lord

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