Give me your best pick up lines

[Expunged]

How am I gonna say a pick up line when I can’t pull any bitches 😫

skill issue

[A Former User]

“You are the apple of my eye.” (good enough?)

[A Former User]

@Dominic Your wife is the one who asked for pickup lines.

[Alastor]

@Duchess fair enough

[A Former User]

are you an oreo cus ima split you apart and eat the cream between

[Dominics_little.Devil]

Yaboralski ayo-

[yourlocalkitkat]

@a-l1ttl3d3vilish insert sus pick up line here

[A Former User]

be carful,
this dude will rizz you up

[Dominics_little.Devil]

@Knoxzee im scared

[alyx.iz.in.starzz]

[warning: shitty pickup lines involving songs/song lyrics]

“I wanna be the one causing friction in your jeans”

“My song titles arent the only things that are long”

“Are you sugar? cuz I wanna be going down for you”

“Anything you say will be held against you, so only say my name”

“I’ve got your picture, Can I come with ya?”

“I’m not trying to pull you, Though i would like to”

“Can I be you dirty little secret?”

“I’m not so kissaphobic when i think about making out with you”

[ıllııllıllıツApollo Justiceツıllıllııllı]

Are you a coffee? because i want to drink u and i need you forever

[A Former User]

@ıllııllıllıツApollo-Justiceツıllıllııllı

You must be the tide, because u swept me off my feet

[ıllııllıllıツApollo Justiceツıllıllııllı]

@Michi4959 …

[ıllııllıllıツApollo Justiceツıllıllııllı]

@Michi4959 if you are a cat i will pet you

[Alastor]

@a-l1ttl3d3vilish I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single. love ya babe <3

[Dominics_little.Devil]

@Dominic but- im not single-

[Alastor]

@a-l1ttl3d3vilish ik but if u was ima yoink u

[Dominics_little.Devil]

@Dominic u already done did that

[Alastor]

@a-l1ttl3d3vilish heh and guess what, u is always gonna be moine

[A Former User]

Are you hard addictive drugs? because I became so physically and mentally attached to you, i’ve been to two mental hospitals and am going to rehab 😎😎