Give me your best pick up lines
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are you an oreo cus ima split you apart and eat the cream between
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Neincraft ayo-
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@a-l1ttl3d3vilish insert sus pick up line here
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be carful,
this dude will rizz you up -
@Knoxzee im scared
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[warning: shitty pickup lines involving songs/song lyrics]
“I wanna be the one causing friction in your jeans”
“My song titles arent the only things that are long”
“Are you sugar? cuz I wanna be going down for you”
“Anything you say will be held against you, so only say my name”
“I’ve got your picture, Can I come with ya?”
“I’m not trying to pull you, Though i would like to”
“Can I be you dirty little secret?”
“I’m not so kissaphobic when i think about making out with you”
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Are you a coffee? because i want to drink u and i need you forever
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You must be the tide, because u swept me off my feet
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@Michi4959 …
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@Michi4959 if you are a cat i will pet you
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@a-l1ttl3d3vilish I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single. love ya babe <3
What do you do, when everything you love is kinda fucked up?
A hundred on the dash get me close to God
We don't pray for love, we just pray for cars The Weeknd
Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today, ain't no P.O.S gonna piss on my parade, I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
its when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that violence isn't always the answer - Dom 2024 -
@Dominic but- im not single-
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@a-l1ttl3d3vilish ik but if u was ima yoink u
What do you do, when everything you love is kinda fucked up?
A hundred on the dash get me close to God
We don't pray for love, we just pray for cars The Weeknd
Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today, ain't no P.O.S gonna piss on my parade, I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
its when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that violence isn't always the answer - Dom 2024 -
@Dominic u already done did that
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@a-l1ttl3d3vilish heh and guess what, u is always gonna be moine
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Are you hard addictive drugs? because I became so physically and mentally attached to you, i’ve been to two mental hospitals and am going to rehab 😎😎
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Am I weed? Cause you’ve used up every last bit of me till I was gone, yet still wanted more
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@Hexed-To-Death wow-
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Are you a giant claw machine? Cause you ripped my heart out and cried out in joy claiming it was yours then destroying it, throwing it away like garbage.
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@Hexed-To-Death i needa use that one someone
