I'm bored roast me.
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I’m not saying you’re old, but I heard the early bird special is calling your name.
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youre built like big mom from one piece
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Your brain is like a browser with too many tabs open, nothing’s working properly.
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You’re so forgetful, you’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached.
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youre so fat u make caseoh look like a string bean
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Your life is like a puzzle, except all the pieces are missing and the picture is of a disappointment.
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You’re so irrelevant, I’m starting to think you’re a myth.
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youre so short u make me look like a girraffe
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Your personality is like a undone pizza with no toppings, boring and flavorless.
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You’re so slow, I’ve seen paint dry faster than your wit.
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Lucinda.. You’re so ugly nickado avocado ran from you for so long he became skinny
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youre so cringe u make my other account’s bio look cool
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I’m not saying you’re a bad people person, but you’d struggle with small talk.
I’m not saying you’re a bad problem solver, but you’d get stuck on a simple puzzle.
Your creativity is like a blank canvas.
You’re so bad at taking risks, you’d play it safe even when it’s not safe.
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I’m not saying you’re a bad listener, but you’d fall asleep during a conversation.
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I’m not saying you’re a bad team player, but you’d sabotage your own team.
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Your memory is like a sieve.
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youre so damn horrible u make cod warzone look like the best game ever
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Your creativity is like a blank piece of paper.
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I’m not saying you’re a bad friend, but you’d forget your best friend’s birthday.
