I'm bored roast me.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so uncoordinated, you’d trip over your own feet.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so bad at sports, you make a participation trophy look like a real achievement.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so unoriginal, you make a copycat look like a genius.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so predictable, I can set my watch to your mistakes.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

I’m not saying you’re a bad listener, but you make a brick wall look like a therapist.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so stupid u make me seem like albert einstein

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

Your life is a maze, and you’re still trying to find the entrance.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta me too bud

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so bad at making excuses, you’d blame the dog for eating your homework.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so predictable, you’d make a fortune teller look like a genius.

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

kinda ran out of ideas

[A Former User]

You’re so fugly not even drake gon’ want yo ass

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so hard headed u legally classify as a sledgehammer

[tea.and.crumpets]

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[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

finna ask perchance for some ideas

[A Former User]

dora the explorer? i think only thing you’ve been exploring is the fridge

[A Former User]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real THAT ONE’S WILD THO;sob:

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real BRO EXPOSED ME INSTEAD

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta I EXPOSED MYSELF, HOE

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

You’re so argumentative, you’d debate with a brick wall.
Your personality is like a flat tire, it’s deflated and going nowhere.
You’re so self-centered, you’d make a narcissist look like a philanthropist.
Your sense of humor is like a joke that’s been told too many times, it’s old and stale.
You’re so gullible, you’d believe a politician’s promise.
Your creativity is like a blank sheet of paper, completely empty.
You’re so forgetful, you’d forget your own name if it wasn’t on your ID.