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      A Former User @BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt
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      @Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta said in I'm bored roast me.:

      you’d make Nikocado Avocado look like a fitness model

      That actually doesn’t work cause this is Nikocado Avocado right now -> cf0b1aef-6644-455c-975d-b2ef08116407-image.png

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      • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
        🎸 ~ Boris Pavlikosky ~ 🎸 🎹 The Goldflinch 🎸 @A Former User
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        @Soggy_Bread bro fr looked him up πŸ’€

        Sometimes, You just gotta choose the bear over the man and woman.

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          A Former User @BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt
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          @Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta real-

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          • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
            🎸 ~ Boris Pavlikosky ~ 🎸 🎹 The Goldflinch 🎸
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            You’re so fat, you’d need a team of engineers to design a car that can fit your size, and a team of mechanics to keep it running, but honestly, it’s not like you’re going anywhere in life anyway. Your belly is so big, it’s got its own gravitational pull, and your life is so stagnant, it’s like a swamp that’s been stagnant for years. You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of excavators to move your own ass, and a team of therapists to deal with your own self-esteem. Your body is so big, it’s got its own weather system, and you’d need a team of scientists to study your own physics, and a team of mathematicians to calculate your own circumference.

            Sometimes, You just gotta choose the bear over the man and woman.

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              A Former User @A Former User
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              @Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real BUT WE CAN DISS CASEOH ALL WE WANT

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                A Former User @BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt
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                @Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta It’s been the biggest talk of the internet have you not been chronically online…?

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                • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
                  🎸 ~ Boris Pavlikosky ~ 🎸 🎹 The Goldflinch 🎸 @A Former User
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                  @Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real FUCK YES

                  Sometimes, You just gotta choose the bear over the man and woman.

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                    A Former User @BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt
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                    @Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta LMAO

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                    • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
                      🎸 ~ Boris Pavlikosky ~ 🎸 🎹 The Goldflinch 🎸 @A Former User
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                      @Soggy_Bread i have, and i saw

                      Sometimes, You just gotta choose the bear over the man and woman.

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                      • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
                        🎸 ~ Boris Pavlikosky ~ 🎸 🎹 The Goldflinch 🎸
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                        I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one.

                        Sometimes, You just gotta choose the bear over the man and woman.

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                        • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
                          🎸 ~ Boris Pavlikosky ~ 🎸 🎹 The Goldflinch 🎸
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                          You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

                          Sometimes, You just gotta choose the bear over the man and woman.

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                          • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
                            🎸 ~ Boris Pavlikosky ~ 🎸 🎹 The Goldflinch 🎸
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                            I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.

                            Sometimes, You just gotta choose the bear over the man and woman.

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                            • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
                              🎸 ~ Boris Pavlikosky ~ 🎸 🎹 The Goldflinch 🎸
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                              You walk into a room, and suddenly, the air gets heavierβ€”like even oxygen doesn’t want to be around you. Your brain must be on a government-mandated break because every time you speak, I lose faith in humanity. I’d say you bring people together, but only because they bond over how much they can’t stand you. If common sense were a currency, you’d be in massive debt. You have the charm of a wet sock and the wit of a potato, but hey, at least potatoes are useful. Every time I think you’ve hit rock bottom, you grab a shovel and keep digging. If stupidity were a sport, you’d be a gold medalist, but judging by your life choices, you probably wouldn’t even know where the podium is.

                              Sometimes, You just gotta choose the bear over the man and woman.

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                              • BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCuntB
                                🎸 ~ Boris Pavlikosky ~ 🎸 🎹 The Goldflinch 🎸
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                                Every time you open your mouth, I lose brain cells I’ll never get back. You talk a big game for someone whose greatest achievement is being a walking disappointment. If stupidity had a face, it would be yours, front and center, like a fucking mascot for bad decisions. You’ve got the personality of a wet napkin and the IQ of a broken toaster. I’d say you should do the world a favor and shut the fuck up, but even silence probably doesn’t want to be associated with you. You make a room colder just by existingβ€”hell, even your shadow is trying to escape from you. The only thing you’ve ever mastered is being a waste of oxygen, and honestly, the air deserves better.

                                Sometimes, You just gotta choose the bear over the man and woman.

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                                • ʜ ᴜ ᴇ ʏʜ
                                  ʜ ᴜ ᴇ ʏ @A Former User
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                                  A Former User said in I'm bored roast me.:

                                  β€œHey kid wanna wiener in you mouth,”

                                  Knowing well this post is old from 2020-2022, this makes my day. 😎

                                  π–„π–”π–š'π–—π–Š π–‡π–Šπ–†π–šπ–™π–Žπ–‹π–šπ–‘ !!! βœ―β α΄—β βœ―Β°Β‘βœ§Β‘βœ§β™‘>†<β™‘β β˜†β β–½β β˜†
                                  "Think fast chucklenuts flashbang" - Scout

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                                  • BlakeB
                                    Queer Trash Fagay Murder Hobo Cult Dumpster Fire Children πŸ›Keanu Reeves SupremacyπŸ› @ʜ ᴜ ᴇ ʏ
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                                    @Raven-Rae Think fast, chucklenuts Flashbang

                                    can you shut the literal ufkc up
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                                    • ʜ ᴜ ᴇ ʏʜ
                                      ʜ ᴜ ᴇ ʏ @Blake
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                                      Queer Trash CHUCKLENUTS?!
                                      Nah, I’d rather jugglenuts.

                                      π–„π–”π–š'π–—π–Š π–‡π–Šπ–†π–šπ–™π–Žπ–‹π–šπ–‘ !!! βœ―β α΄—β βœ―Β°Β‘βœ§Β‘βœ§β™‘>†<β™‘β β˜†β β–½β β˜†
                                      "Think fast chucklenuts flashbang" - Scout

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                                        Alucard #TOUHOUPROJECTENJOYERS Greed's Alliance Ace Attorney
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                                        you look like you ate a whole skeleton because you thought it would give you more calcium

                                        π•­π–Šπ–ˆπ–†π–šπ–˜π–Š π–Žπ–™'π–˜ π–˜π–šπ–ˆπ– 𝖆 π–‡π–Šπ–†π–šπ–™π–Žπ–‹π–šπ–‘ π–“π–Žπ–Œπ–π–™, π–‡π–Šπ–ˆπ–†π–šπ–˜π–Š π–Žπ–™'π–˜ π–˜π–šπ–ˆπ– 𝖆 π–˜π–†π–‰ π–“π–Žπ–Œπ–π–™β€¦ 𝕴 π–œπ–Žπ–‘π–‘ π–˜π–’π–Žπ–‘π–Š 𝖆𝖓𝖉 π–œπ–†π–™π–ˆπ– π–”π–›π–Šπ–— π–™π–π–Šπ–’ π–œπ–Žπ–™π–π–”π–šπ–™ π–™π–Šπ–†π–—π–˜.

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                                          damn this post isnt even a roast on the owner. it looks like mike was the big roast. wtf. im locking this due to that and because we dont allow roasts anymore because it starts drama every time

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