Give me your worst and best pickup lines
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The most absurd lines please
I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34, and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.
If you look at the fog you'll never see how thin the ice
Would shame me for defaming you in front of a crowd? Your silence is loud
Liv Laugh Love. if that doesn't work, Load Aim Fire
They said, boy, you gonna fight a war, and you don't know yet what your fighting for,
100 bad days, make 100 good stories. 100 good stories make me interesting and less boring
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Are you autistic because you seem special to me
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joe_shmoe3491 iim going to part your legs like the red see, and i shall lower my draw bridge and introduce you to the queen, and once we reached the end of the battle you shall say victory, “victory!” my job here is done
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we all know where I got this one from
“did you fart? because you blew me away”
