Wazer Wifle!! -Open Minded

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Hello
I’m Biwwy
Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle?
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Like BAAM!
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Wanna buy my Wazer “pew”
YO
scav team city
22 fiddy
chubs mc fats and my best friend biwwy
and im diggin through the bag of a dead slave really
all I got is a broke 10 mil now gimme
I’m safe in the dark, no gun means danger
can’t take the chance to be saved by the stranger
or be discovered by an outcast ranger
mysterious…
(you look like you’re handy wit da weapon)
fuckin aye right did you find something worth it?
something I can use a shotgun surgeon?
its urgent I’m hurtin we need to put work in
W T F is this?
god damn biwwy wtf you just give
its heavy and the kick when it shoots tries to kill me
its even got cells
god damn be be the next man lookin like a sucka…!
hello mother fa)
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Like BAAM!
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
I’m a cwazy wival wit a Wazer Wifle
tryin to make due strong through this Wasteland Survival
from NV to DC Super Mutants run from me
the Psycho is strong and my pack is done charging
click click clank zip zip zoop zap!
and another one turns to dust over caps!
kill or be killed or become something worse
try my Tri-Beam burst
StealthBoy ready gotta get passed the DEATHCLAW
all my Ghoulies at the party waiting for their alcohol
I gotta go now though I’m Over-Encumbered
I got a Bottlecap Mine just incase I get discovered
I’m not concerned I got a Ninja Perk
A Bloody Mess Gun Nut Demolitions Expert
always puttin in work just to earn my worth
on this Radiated planet called Earth!
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Like BAAM!
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
‘Sir, I strongly advise you stay away from that’
SHUT UP ROBOT, don’t tell me what to do
I gotta loot this body real quick
might have something worth while
‘Yes Sir’
Oh man, its just a holotape
looks pretty old though
might aswell see what it says…
I’m second lieutenant Michael John Kellermann
First battalion of the Paladin regiment.
Sent on a mission to the Capital Wasteland
to retrieve technology and vital information.
With occasional resistance by the super mutants
our energy weapons make sure our point is proven.
With rifle in hand I just flash it with style like
“pew, pew” another ash pile.
It’s one of a kind and it’s mine all mine
and I found it on a kid who stepped on a landmine.
But that’s fine I’m sure someone will find it
on my cold dead corpse in the future sometime.
But right now there is more on my mind
like the rocket launcher that I just saw fired.
In my general direction by a super mutant
so I pull out the rifle time to get shooting like…
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Like BAAM!
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Hello, I’m Biwwy
Like BAAM!
Wazer Wifle…
Like BAAM!
Wazer Wifle…
Like BAAM!
Wazer Wifle…
Like BAAM!
Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle
Like BAAM!
Bye Now