worst pick up lines ever >:3

[Blake]

Damn, girl! Are you a fire alarm because you are really fucking loud and annoying!

Did you fart? because you blew me away!

Do you got down syndrome? Cuz you’re really special to me

[Petrol Consumer]

WILL WORK 4 MT DEW DAMN GIRL ARE YOU A MINECRAFT USER CAUSE I FEEL LIKE I AM BEING GROOMED 😍

[Blake]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol NAWWWWW I ACTUALLY GIGGLED

[Infina-Phoenix]

“Are you a sock? Cuz I wanna cum in you!”

This is real and I have said this to real people.

[Blake]

@ɪɴꜰɪɴᴀ-ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx . That is… crazy.

[Infina-Phoenix]

WILL WORK 4 MT DEW crazy?

[Blake]

@ɪɴꜰɪɴᴀ-ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx I was crazy once-

[lebanese]

WILL WORK 4 MT DEW they locked me in a room.

[Petrol Consumer]

@backflips-then-dies A rubber room

[lebanese]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol a rubber room with rats.

[Petrol Consumer]

@backflips-then-dies Rats make me crazy.

[lebanese]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol Crazy?

[Petrol Consumer]

@backflips-then-dies I was crazy once.

[lebanese]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol They locked me in a room.

[Petrol Consumer]

@backflips-then-dies A room made of rubber.

[lebanese]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol A rubber room with rats.

[Petrol Consumer]

@backflips-then-dies rats make me crazy,

[lebanese]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol

haha

crazy?

i was crazy once.

[Petrol Consumer]

@backflips-then-dies

They locked me inside a room

Haha…

[lebanese]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol

A rubber room.

pfft…