Nobody: Greek mythology in 4 words:

[A Former User]

“Unfortunately Zeus was horny”

[Your Local Freak]

@Blake “Fortunately, Hades was hot-” /hj (In Hadestown, he is- omfg- )

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp A- Simp-

[Your Local Freak]

@Blake FUCK YEAH, I AM. LIKE- HELLOOOOO SAILOR-

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp . …

[Your Local Freak]

@Blake >:D I’ll get that man pregna-

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp WHAT

[Your Local Freak]

@Blake YOU HEARD ME-

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp . GO TO FREAKY JAIL, BITC-

[Your Local Freak]

@Blake NO >:C

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp YES >:C Sends u to freaky jail

[Your Local Freak]

@Blake NOOOOOOOO-

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp MUAHAHAHAH

[Your Local Freak]

@Blake AHHHHHHHSDHGKRWHLGAQEHQRLGHREHLG:HU:EIJ:BGD:KBHJTFEU:ERGHURWU:HFH:DS:G:RHWGTOJRW:GOBIHET:ORIWGIOWJR"OIAH%J#OWIHJ:ORHOJYOETHJYOEIRJO:HIDJ:HR:ONGR:FCN:DSKHJGRKDNG:DFKHGLRNE:HRD:FHJET:JH:TH:OERJG:IHWRGIURWHOUFGWUHRWKJHRJWHIRUHPG
DON’T LOCK ME IN HERE WITH THE SCARY 2018 PURPLE GUY SIMPS AND THE SANS SIMPS

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp Don’t forget the Bendy simps

[Your Local Freak]

@Blake SLJGR:HKJGJLASJGLKRSHLLHHH
FEARFUL NOISES

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp MUAHAHA

[Your Local Freak]

@Blake AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- MICHAEL HELP ME- HEL- COUGHING FIT HELPPPPP

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp Glances in direction and walks away

[Your Local Freak]

@Blake NOOOSDGOIHTEJ:KKASSXUFDHGRSHHGDSJKLWQGH- MICHAEL DOn"T LEAVE ME HERE-