The only thing scary about a horror movie is
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 βBased on a true story.β 
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 black guy dies first or the blonde bimbo dies first 
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 @Alucard Blonde people always be like βah! *falls dramatically no! wait! donβt kill me! runs and hides under bed phew gets grabbed by feet NOOOOOOOO-β 
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 @Alucard Or the blond bimbos himbo bf dies along with their little white poodle  
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 Blake HEKP 
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 @Yangyang_x2 THEN THEY BE TRIPPING ON THE TINEST THING Trips on S I N G U L A R . CAKE CRUMB 
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 Blake CRYING THIS IS SO REAL 
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 madea with the plot armor: 
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 final girls with plot armor: 
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 @Yangyang_x2 OR, THEY LOCK THEMSELVES IN A ROOM WITH TWO DOORS slams door βWHEW IM SAFEβ *Turns around" Murderer asf: βHey, baba grillβ βOH MY FUCKING GO-β 
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 Blake REAL 
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 @Yangyang_x2 LIKE HOWTAFUC THEY BE SO RETARDED. LIKE ZOMBIE MOVIES sloppy ass eating in corner βhey bro you good-β Turns around dramatically 'yo u smellin kinda zesty can i try some Bro runs but trips on well placed shovel, hits head and allows zombie to eat them  

 
 

