Top Ten Ways To Hide A Body

[Blake]

@Raven-Rae Thats good Just make sure u stay on it bc i love u >:(

[Alucard]

bury it
dismember it
eat it
preserve remains in formaldehyde
bury it
bury it
cremate it
feed em to your carnivore animals
eat the remains
hide the body underwater

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great]

Alucard damn-

[ᴛʀᴇᴠᴏʀ]

Alucard I’m hiding you in my basement.

[Wubbrle the Wubble...]

Alucard YOU DID THE SAME THING AS ME BUT URS TURNED OUT TO BE A ACTUAL LIST

ATLEAST MINE WAS DELETED AND uh, there were only 2 BUT NO WAY

[Alucard]

Wubbrle the Wubble... bury your body 6 ft deep, add a layer of three ft and place a dead animal carcass in to hide the smell of human if the police get involved. then you bury the animal. make sure the dirt mounds aren’t suspicious

[Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great]

Alucard I’ll do you one better, bury the body six feet deep, no coffin, place an endangered plant over the body so that the police cant dig it up legally

[Alucard]

Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great EVEN BETTER

[Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great]

Alucard I’ve put thought into this

[឵឵ ឵឵឵ ឵឵឵ ឵឵឵ ឵឵឵ ឵ ឵឵឵ ឵឵឵ Yangyang]

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Alucard thanks for the instructions what

[Wubbrle the Wubble...]

Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great hey that’s my Idea :(

i suggested it to des one time

[Percy_The_Maybe_Not_So_Great]

Wubbrle the Wubble... my apologies