'hear me out car-'

[Blake]

bootyshaker9000

Wanna learn how to ride somethin’ pretty big? I MEAN MY HEART- /j my serious thing tho “Girl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you ”

[bootyshaker9000]

Blake said in 'hear me out car-':

bootyshaker9000

“Girl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you ”

unconsentually making out

NO? I was gonna take her out for an ice cream sundae UnU

[bootyshaker9000]

bootyshaker9000

carrie: “uh- what…?”

carrie: bites lip “are you my eye bc i wanna carve your insides out and hold your empty corpse in my basement”

[Blake]

bootyshaker9000 A- Yerp I’ll just- Date my pillow

[bootyshaker9000]

Blake ‘im done with romance rn’

get tf off your pillow

[Blake]

bootyshaker9000 i am done with romance rn

also, no leave me and my pillow waifu alone OvO

[bootyshaker9000]

Blake blake- sigh.

is anything wrong? do you need to talk about it? bc no sane person talks like that

[Blake]

bootyshaker9000 I’M PERFECTLY FINE SAY YES TO NO SAY PIZZA TO DRUGS >:3

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake STOP I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT-

[Blake]

𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 LOLLLL