can we like be for real.

[YourLocalDumbass]

WHY did my period decide to start TODAY.
ITS NOT EVEN JUNE YET.
IT ALREADY STARTED THIS MONTH.
my tummy :(
deltarune tomorrow.

[Blake]

Toast™ DAMN also real :( naw why can’t mother nature come and like- text you “Gurl you ain’t pregnant. Have a nice day” and do this every month

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake i know-
but on the plus side i can get chocolate for free.

[Blake]

Toast™ I get a fucking bottle of purified water and the words “Good luck”

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake damn-

[Blake]

Toast™ Even when i do it’s usually chocolate i don’t like much cries in twix

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake BUT TWIX IS GOOD THO-

[Blake]

Toast™ Yeaaah but i prefer whatchamacallit

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake oh dawg i havent one of those in forever .

[Blake]

Toast™ Bro i have those like- every other week there’s a store right near my home that sells those

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake luckyyy-

[Blake]

Toast™ Bro i have this retro candy store near me they have fucking everything- Even those lollipops with the scorpions in it (deadass good-)

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake bro can i go live with you-

[Blake]

Toast™ LMAO it’s just like willy wonkas factory- Like the edible room YH 20 dollars will get you a fucking lot in there-

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake where do you live im finding your town-

[Blake]

Toast™ LMAO I’m actually so lucky bc the shop isn’t open on mondays or Tuesdays BUT IT IS ON WEDNESDAYS WHICH IS THE DAY MY BIRTHDAY IS ON AND MY MOMS TAKING ME THERE

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake WAIT WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY-

[Blake]

Toast™ July 12th lmao

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake mines on july 23rd-
WE’RE BOTH SUMMER BABIES LMAO-

[Blake]

Toast™ WAIT NEVRMIND MY BIRTHDAY IS USUALLY ON A WEDNESDAY ITS A SATURDAY THIS YEAR-