THE ABSOLUTE BATMAN UNIVERSE IS CRAZY
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BANE LIKE- FUCKED ALL OF BRUCE WAYNE’S FRIENDS UP, IN THIS UNIVERSE THE PEOPLE THAT THE RIDDLER THE PENGUIN AND TWOFACE WERE BEFORE VILLAINS WERE BRUCE WAYNE’S FRIEND. THE RIDDLER, HAVING PARTS OF HIS BRAIN TORE OUT BY BANE, THE PENGUIN, BEAT HIM SO HARD THAT HE’S PERMANENTLY TWO FEET SHORTER THAN BEFORE, TWO FACE WHO GOT HALf
F OF HIS FACE BURNED OFF BY BANE, AND EVEN BATMAN HIMSELF GOT ABSOLUTELY FUCKED UP- THERES MORE BUT LIKE- DAYUMN- THEY ALL GOT MUTILATED -
Blake New obsession btw
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Blake I can tell
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Tenna!!
i’m intrigued the comic series isn’t over yet and i wanna keep reading it -
Blake me with BFDIA and TPOT
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Blake so basically the riddler got the backalley lobotomy treatment.
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Toast Yup
he got the part that like- yk stores intelligence or whatever ripped out so it got replaced by bionics"We all love you, you're our favorite queer stereotype♥" - Jordan
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YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN, IF YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE GUN.
WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!
how are your balls.sebeftian shoelace lol.
YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN.
YOU ARE ATHENA (ATHENA~)! BADASS SENORITA!
i am the real Dandicus Danicifer. buy my wares.
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Blake said in THE ABSOLUTE BATMAN UNIVERSE IS CRAZY:
Yup he got the part that like- yk stores intelligence or whatever ripped out so it got replaced by bionics
my brain made a new braincell to store this information btw
"ALRIGHT. YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT I WANT?!" ~ Zooble
"oh no." ~ Caine
"I want the ability to have
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Toast said in THE ABSOLUTE BATMAN UNIVERSE IS CRAZY:
Literally twoface when he tried to defend his friends with a whiskey bottle btw! (it didn’t work
"We all love you, you're our favorite queer stereotype♥" - Jordan
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Blake A WHISKEY BOTTLE?? ARE WE SERIOUS
"ALRIGHT. YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT I WANT?!" ~ Zooble
"oh no." ~ Caine
"I want the ability to have"
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Blake jesus-
YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN, IF YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE GUN.
WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!
how are your balls.sebeftian shoelace lol.
YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN.
YOU ARE ATHENA (ATHENA~)! BADASS SENORITA!
i am the real Dandicus Danicifer. buy my wares.
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Tenna!! Good- It’s good information
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Tenna!! YES- HE HIT BANE WITH A WHISKEY BOTTLE AND IT DID NOT WORK AS YOU CAN SEE–
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Toast Yeah
goofy ass obsession -
Blake real-
