Insults that I made up part 1 :3

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake “go suck on a dehydrated orange, you overbaked muffin.”
by me.

[Blake]

Toast Crazy-- "You look like if shrek, lebron james, and the ‘do the roar’ kid all had a cursed mpreg session and you were the aftermath’

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake “you’re built like a heat-warped plastic container.”

[Blake]

Toast THATS CRAZY

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake i may have the creativity of a tomato, but just sometimes god graces me with one flash of brilliance.

[Blake]

Toast Ask anyone I know if I can literally diss someone so hard

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake damn-

[Blake]

Toast ‘you look like you stick ringpop rings in mud to try and catch ringworms’ (ringworm’s a fucking infection not worm

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake “i would say your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory, but it’s bold to assume they’d even want to acknowledge your existence.”

[Blake]

Toast THAT’S DIABOLICAL ‘if you were a cloud you’d be a mushroom cloud bc I lowkey think i’m getting stupider due to your radiating ‘specialness’’

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake “you’re not just on the short bus, you DRIVE the damn thing.”

[Blake]

Toast LMFAO. "You probably chew water instead of drink it’ Anyway my creativity’s all dried up i make better insults when genuinely mad

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake same here. i might just steal some of yours those were fire-

[Blake]

Toast LMAO ty!! also go ahead idm

[YourLocalDumbass]

Blake

[Blake]

Toast HELL YEAH I WILL

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my shit is brown. Shut your ass up and sit the fuck down.