I can sleep through anything
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@hospitalizesmallchildren The plant is literally right behind my house
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@Blanket-Child falling on the floor and not waking up is fucking insane
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@hospitalizesmallchildren
Tbh I fall off my bed every morning soooโ -
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@hospitalizesmallchildren Just built diff ongggg (Iโm getting wiped when the clanker war happens)
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pa plant injures 4 and several people were injured in the same article
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@Blanket-Child survival instincts of a brick
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if i heard that at 6 years old I probably wouldve thought i was about to get kidnapped by aliens because the sound was a UFO landing in my back yard *this happened once
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@quasar I mean the assumption, I wasnt kidnapped by aliens ever I swear
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My mom keeps telling me she was banged by aliens and had me

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how can aliens kidnap you if you ARE the alien
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@Blanket-Child said in I can sleep through anything:
My mom keeps telling me she was banged by aliens and had me

that is a WILD. Statement
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@ugly-hoez-hate-me is this racism!!
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@quasar THAT IS RACISM!!!
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no iโve always just considered you non human idk itโs probably the way you think or something
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Iโm making a gc with all of us
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Shockwave? evily laughs
DONโT YOU MEAN THIS SHOCKWA- explodes
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ive slept through a tornado

not like actually in it but it was like 2 miles away from my house so likeeeee-
