I can sleep through anything

[Blanket Child]

hospitalizesmallchildren I have the survival instincts of a fucking panda

[hospitalizesmallchildren]

Blanket Child dawg you got the survival instincts of a fucking chewed on stick

[Blanket Child]

hospitalizesmallchildren
I bet there’s a news article on the explosion

[Blanket Child]

hospitalizesmallchildren
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2026/01/explosion-at-pa-plant-injures-4.html

[hospitalizesmallchildren]

Blanket Child thats genuinely fucking wild bro

[Blanket Child]

hospitalizesmallchildren The plant is literally right behind my house

[hospitalizesmallchildren]

Blanket Child falling on the floor and not waking up is fucking insane

[Blanket Child]

hospitalizesmallchildren
Tbh I fall off my bed every morning sooo–

[hospitalizesmallchildren]

Blanket Child

[Blanket Child]

hospitalizesmallchildren Just built diff ongggg (I’m getting wiped when the clanker war happens)

[ugly.hoez.hate.me]

pa plant injures 4 and several people were injured in the same article

[iwantyoutoperish]

Blanket Child survival instincts of a brick

[quasar]

if i heard that at 6 years old I probably wouldve thought i was about to get kidnapped by aliens because the sound was a UFO landing in my back yard *this happened once

[quasar]

quasar I mean the assumption, I wasnt kidnapped by aliens ever I swear

[Blanket Child]

My mom keeps telling me she was banged by aliens and had me

[ugly.hoez.hate.me]

how can aliens kidnap you if you ARE the alien

[hospitalizesmallchildren]

Blanket Child said in I can sleep through anything:

My mom keeps telling me she was banged by aliens and had me

that is a WILD. Statement

[quasar]

⋆✮ zof ✮⋆ is this racism!!

[Blanket Child]

quasar THAT IS RACISM!!!

[ugly.hoez.hate.me]

no i’ve always just considered you non human idk it’s probably the way you think or something