I can sleep through anything

[A Former User]

A factory just blew up behind my house last night, shook the entire town I live in from the shockwave, and I only found out this morning that it happened.

[A Former User]

@Blanket-Child im crying WHAT???

[A Former User]

@Blanket-Child I’d also like to add that I fell off my bed from the shockwave, and still slept.

[A Former User]

@hospitalizesmallchildren I have the survival instincts of a fucking panda

[A Former User]

@Blanket-Child dawg you got the survival instincts of a fucking chewed on stick

[A Former User]

@hospitalizesmallchildren
I bet there’s a news article on the explosion

[A Former User]

@hospitalizesmallchildren
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2026/01/explosion-at-pa-plant-injures-4.html

[A Former User]

@Blanket-Child thats genuinely fucking wild bro

[A Former User]

@hospitalizesmallchildren The plant is literally right behind my house

[A Former User]

@Blanket-Child falling on the floor and not waking up is fucking insane

[A Former User]

@hospitalizesmallchildren
Tbh I fall off my bed every morning sooo–

[A Former User]

@Blanket-Child

[A Former User]

@hospitalizesmallchildren Just built diff ongggg (I’m getting wiped when the clanker war happens)

[A Former User]

pa plant injures 4 and several people were injured in the same article

[iwantyoutoperish]

@Blanket-Child survival instincts of a brick

[zack]

if i heard that at 6 years old I probably wouldve thought i was about to get kidnapped by aliens because the sound was a UFO landing in my back yard *this happened once

[zack]

@quasar I mean the assumption, I wasnt kidnapped by aliens ever I swear

[A Former User]

My mom keeps telling me she was banged by aliens and had me

[A Former User]

how can aliens kidnap you if you ARE the alien

[A Former User]

@Blanket-Child said in I can sleep through anything:

My mom keeps telling me she was banged by aliens and had me

that is a WILD. Statement